Miss America

[Miss America @da_bidness]

@Enterprise 1st step would be to not make me a reservation without knowing a vehicle was available. Drove to TWO DIFFERENT places and they looked at me like I had 2 heads. How can you make a reservation without checking inventory? And tell me when I repeatedly ask that it will be there. BOO

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Hey @Enterprise you’re the worst. Thank you for sending me to 2 locations that in fact DID NOT HAVE the vehicle I needed.

[Miss America @da_bidness]

I can’t believe I let anyone talk me into Google Photos a million years ago. #baneofmyexistence

[Miss America @da_bidness]

@HelloMinted why on earth would you use @FedEx ? First year using your program for Christmas cards and I can’t tell you how excited I was for the address scan. Now the cards will never arrive what a buzz kill.

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Cheers to getting the plague from my kids because I ain’t throwing out organic raspberries 🍻

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Big Dude upstairs royally fucked up when he decided to make dogs shed. #justsayin

[Miss America @da_bidness]

@SebastianComedy BYOT

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Finally 3/4 asleep after being up since 5 AM and giving birth…JK my IV is empty 🤗

[Miss America @da_bidness]

The joy I feel about never having to see my husband in those dress shoes you wear with no socks is immeasurable #ick

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Congratulations for being the WORST OF ALL TIME @FedEx

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Well if we both wore a red dress people would talk.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

What the fuck is this shit

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Once again, not a huge sports person. But when the fuck is the 3rd base coach getting fired @Yankees ??? Always sending the slowest through to get thrown out. #booooooo

[Miss America @da_bidness]

I love sports.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Ellen Degeneres and the Bengals drop to 0-3

[Miss America @da_bidness]

@PlanetFitness just lost a new customer because apparently you need to carry a CHECKBOOK in order to sign up. What’s wrong with my credit card? They wouldn’t even let me work out and sign up when I got home. BOOOOOOOOOOO do better. #planetfitness #youstink

[Miss America @da_bidness]

@Xfinity @comcast yooooooo whatever you did between 7 and 9:30, undo it. My VPN doesn’t work you nerds!!!

[Miss America @da_bidness]

So instead of making the last season of @witchernetflix (that will be watchable) worth watching it’s a complete waste of time. Bravo. #yousuck

[Miss America @da_bidness]

@ApplePodcasts no audio from the app.

[Miss America @da_bidness]

Gets a roomba to help with dog hair. Said dog hair clogs roomba. #fail 😵‍💫

[Miss America @da_bidness]

I’m really good at making HORRIBLE drinks right now. #failcockfriday Need some lessons from @thecodeman335