Derek Sutcliffe

You know that little thing inside your head that tells you not to say stuff? Yeah, I don't have one of those.

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

@googlemaps @cowincrisis You could have airbrushed her tits too.

Weirdos.

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

@SnowHyena @GiovanniKablami @reddit_lies And he wrote "тэрорист" which is completely wrong.

[Old Curmudgeon Music Geek 🎶🎸🤓 @klcheshire]

Meanwhile, at an Australian petting zoo...

[pfpicardi @pfpicardi]

At left is @tyler_mitchell’s photo of @Emma4Change for the cover of @TeenVogue. At right is what so-called “Gun Rights Activists” have photoshopped it into. #MarchForOurLives

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

#StripperWasSoUgly my dick became an innie

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

#BiggestBoldestLies just the tip

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

#IfIWereAScientistIWould study boobs

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

#WhatsOnMyPhone lots and lots of memes

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

RIP Richie Benaud. FYI the voice of cricket.

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

Vidi, sugetis, veni.
I saw, I fondled, I came.
#HistoryBoobQuotes

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

Listen to Reason for Living by Status Quo on Rhapsody: http://t.co/VmM8JRPhji

[Geoffrey Gould @realbadger]

#FF @CaffeineAndHate @Antonius_Bloch @DeliciousEvil @skrapiron @RoboticsReddit @Ewizubef @MrBenSellards @stockejock @Da_Brit @cheekyKat

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

If Christians call the day that Jesus died 'Good' Friday,then just imagine how ecstatic they'll be when they find out that God doesn't exist

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

@MTopkat3852 @Tigs_Hopper @RyleesDad2011 @hairymelvin @WeepingCheeto @allhailcollins1 @joemessin @raceguitar @neillyfabi @RaiderJay6 THX!!!

[Derek Sutcliffe @Da_Brit]

Chilli Convoy Carne
@TheHashtagGame @Irish_Nurse

#ClassicFilmsForFoodies