dani!!

csu. ask me who i think killed jonbenet ramsey.

[shan @instantcosmos]

Bella, I can read every mind in this room.

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

i’m paying HOW much a year for college but i still get charged to send a transcript?

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

why do old people have so much built up anger at self checkout machines

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

harry styles partnering with the calm app to read us a bedtime story is the best thing that’s happened to me in 2020 so far

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

i genuinely thought 4th of july was just not happening this year until i saw all the posts of people wearing basic outfits in their highlands ranch cul-de-sacs now i feel like i was the only one...

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

what keeps me up at night? the fact that the 2018 ap lang exam had us read that whole article on how important chairs were in social settings. now i constantly think about if my chair placement is sufficient enough when people come over

[🅱️am @chilebigb00bz]

oh no! it would be unfortunate if we spread the #TrumpRallyFail hashtag!

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Not the most important issue but Mitt just isn’t a name

[chao @chaod3r]

SEXY PEOPLE SIGN PETITIONS 😍😋😋😍😍💕⭐️⭐️💕😍😍😋😋💕💕💕😍😍⭐️⭐️💕😍💕😋😋😋😋😋 IF YOU SIGNED A PETITION TODAY, YOU’RE SEXY 😍💕💕💕😍😍💕💕😋😋😋💕💕⭐️⭐️💕💕⭐️💕😋😋😋💕💕😍😍 IF NOT, YOU’RE UGLY 🤮🤮💔💔🤮🤭🤭🤮🤢🤢💔💔🤢🤢🤮💔💔🤮🤢😖😖🤭🤭😖💔🤢🤢🤮🤢😖🤭🤭💔

[maddy @maddypalmgren6]

anti racism >>> not racist

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

i can’t believe one direction said “if you ever feel alone, don’t.” and we LET them

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

polis only made the stay at home order till april 26 so everyone can come to my birthday party

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u r o k

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

RT: if you HATE pants

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

if you live in my hall and don’t wash your hands, i know who you are and i’m not HAPPY

[dani!! @Da_Dani_Mense]

colorado: ok so we have a confirmed case of the coronavirus
people in my hall: nah im still not gonna wash my hands after going to the bathroom

[James @CaucasianJames]

i got my corduroys CUFFED. i’m not going home alone tonight