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I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime

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@TylerIAm @ColeyMick I can’t believe my eyes.. is that…PILK????

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

Feeling nice…or naughty? @Pepsi, let’s make #PilkandCookies happen 🥤+🥛 +🍪 #PepsiPartner

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@DannyMacTV only thing that would’ve made it better would’ve been you on the call. Thanks for being there for a lot of good ones. 👊🏼

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@dgoold What do you do when you can’t land Danny Duffy? You go get an older, worse Danny Duffy

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15 minute delay bc Yadi has to throw a tantrum every time someone talks shit

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@nickvonderwho Pb crunch is 3/3. Might as well be gravel. Berries, OG, PB.

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Frosted Cheerios would like to have a word

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

Ok sounds good!

Honey Nut Cheerios
Lucky Charms
Frosted Flakes
Fruit Loops
Grape nuts to stay fit

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@BaileyCarlin

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This hoodie SUCKS

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

This @SeattleKraken hoodie is literally the greatest hoodie of all time. I’m rattled.

[daaaavvee @DAAAAVVEE]

Seems like a bit much

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

A new look at Jared Leto’s Joker in ‘Zack Snyder’s Justice League’ has been released.

(via @VanityFair)

[NHL GIFs @NHLGIFs]

Ahead of Crosby's 1,000th @NHL game tonight, his teammates take part in his pregame routine of re-tying his skates. 😆

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@CanadiensMTL @BizNasty2point0 selfish

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@BNightengale Don’t be an asshole bc you didn’t get it first

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@CBSSports

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@ColeyMick Timeless

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@keithlaw @HawleyMO @simonschuster Get his ass, Keith!!

[daaaavvee @DAAAAVVEE]

Nailed it my man, nice tweet.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Some players show up to work with a man purse.

Dwight Howard shows up with a Tupperware full of fruit.

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@SamHaze06 @JOEL9ONE I wonder if he still has your Isaac Bruce shirsey

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When you've struck out only 6 times in 8 ABs

[cardinalsgifs @cardinalsgifs]

#stlcards

[MLB @MLB]

No. 660!

Albert Pujols ties Willie Mays for 5th on the all-time home run list!