Tardimus Maximus

Often Imitated, Never Duplicated/Ancient Memelord/Navy Dad/DestroyerClass/IFBAP

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Sleepy tights

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Gn Xtards

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@SimonaWill89944 @JCVD Oh yeah

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@SimonaWill89944 @JCVD Finished it

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@8Xorcist8 I see what you did there

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@TheChiefActual *takes notes*

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Your mom is thirsty again

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@8Xorcist8 One layer of fabric away from going vegan

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Bro was a millimeter away from singing Soprano
One second away from buying a Subaru
This close to being a Talarico fan

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@Ess007_ Yeah we were invaded by Japan a few months ago, and we showed them BBQ. It's been interesting

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@thesego2eleven don't know if I like anyone using my real pic

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@USMC That was badass

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@vap0r1 @Chi_zencrackers lort jeebus

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@Chi_zencrackers What about gay jokes?
Cum on guys

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@MrT We love you Mr. T

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@41ysv It's his first time seeing a boat lol

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@AmericaReal3 I hope that kid finds a way to kick his ass 18 years later

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@hoshizorarock Too late

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@8Xorcist8 @GnosisWolf It's funny. I was actually pretty close to quitting, and then I went viral for a few weeks at 11 million