Brian Daboll's Barber

Yonkers | American Barber Association '21 | 12 personel enjoyer | AEPhi bigman on campus | aspiring linecook | your favorite burners favorite burner.

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The day the Michael Rubin files drop is gonna be legendary.

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@BaruchAtahJD5 Can’t forget this beauty too

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@BaruchAtahJD5 I’m joining Wizards FC

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@BaruchAtahJD5 Feast your eyes.

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@BaruchAtahJD5 Will you take a look at my application. It’s convincing.

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Celtics traded Jaylen Brown to clear cap space in the future so they can sign Cooper Flagg in 3 years. Stay with me now.

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@celtics @chriscenacjr @Dillonmit_23

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@ShamsCharania Hugo Gonzalez, Jordan Walsh and Baylor better be the second coming of Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

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My hope is endless. Boston shall rise once again.

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@richdaddycarter White chick from the Midwest who moves to NYC is 2nd place

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I miss when I didn’t go to a liberal arts school.

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@TheJewishSosa Whale isn’t the right description the BMI is still in the green. But she looks like a divorced mom from Staten Island or a single mother from Delco. Trashy.

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Broad I got with once in HS is now bordering on a level of chopped that I may have to unfollow on instagram. Truly a fall from grace she used to be a looker. My madden curse is real.

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@DrRobertMcGill1 Welcome back doc.

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I believe there will be a Juul renaissance in the next 20 years.

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Ran it back in the US. They say Bethesda is the Madrid of Montgomery county. #KAPITAL

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Had the leave the pregame early to take shit. I’m coming back tho don’t worry.

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@Faazzla This is quite literally the stupidest clip I have ever seen. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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@Nationals if you need bullpen help I’m available. I’m already in the stadium, 32x30 pants, size medium jersey. I wear the same size cleats as Nasim Nunez and I don’t shit the bed like Mitchell Parker or the rest of the team.

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Jhoan Duran is proof the US constitution is shit. How can all men be created equal when he sits 99 MPH and I sit 70 MPH.