Thomas Roswell

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion @raysofsoleil A charity booth for large donations would be a more sustainable model, but you’re just going to end up kissing certain people who don’t like you for 5 dollars.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion @raysofsoleil Sir, I don’t think this is a good idea.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@AreYouAfred @PistoleroLex @livingntoxicity I can accept that I may have some less than savory qualities, I just can’t accept that you somehow come out as the savory one!

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@AreYouAfred @PistoleroLex @livingntoxicity I refuse to even entertain such a ridiculous idea for every reason that there is.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@AreYouAfred @PistoleroLex @livingntoxicity There are no universes that you are the good twin.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@PistoleroLex @livingntoxicity They had better not.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion @AreYouAfred @SciFiScientific That’s never been the case, sir.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@AreYouAfred @VintageStallion @SciFiScientific I understand, Fred. I’d be pursuing similar venues if I wasn’t loyal to Lysander. Just be careful.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion @SciFiScientific @AreYouAfred …It’s been a while since we worked together.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion @SciFiScientific @AreYouAfred It’s alright. Fred is capable of handling himself.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion @SciFiScientific @AreYouAfred He can, unfortunately, sir, because he has a dispensable income.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@AreYouAfred You are not a good assistant. But you are a good tailor.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@Ispeakfeline @LifeAssistGuy @VintageStallion You frankly deserve it.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@LifeAssistGuy @VintageStallion ...Invest? Do we have stock options?

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion I know you would if you could.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion It’s a combination of factors that are happening at the same time. Fred is one of them, yes.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion It isn’t like me to be working two jobs and for both of them to be unpaid, either. I’m not sure how I even got in this situation.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion I don’t know. Maybe you’re right. We still get leave, don’t we, even if we can’t travel? It isn’t like me to take breaks.

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@VintageStallion I don’t know how to take this. ...Do you just not want me around anymore?

[Thomas Roswell @DaBestAssistant]

@plaid_punk @raskusit I’m bisexual! Not that anyone has asked or that is anyone here’s business!