𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘

Sīruì 雄鹰与巨龙将一起翱翔

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Eight consecutive days of work starting tomorrow with a 14 hour double in the middle

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@AyAyyyyyron Too true

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Found out that the 35 year old career line cook makes one dollar more than me on the hour

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Just visited the apartment of a 27 year old man and he had a beer wall. 27. Haunting.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Meaning that Messi can play winning football outside of just scoring

[𝐓𝐌 𝐅Ú𝐓𝐁𝐎𝐋 @TMfutbal]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: It took 152 minutes fewer than Messi for Ronaldo to score his first World Cup KO goal.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

@husephsmithson I don’t even remember how to speak English anymore

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

When you visit someone’s apartment and discover that they have no idea how to tastefully incorporate negative space into interior design #shrink

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Game on the line… Stephon Castle I believe in you!

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

We are ALL manifesting success and joy in this new chapter of my journey

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Oh shit I thought game 7 was tomorrow night

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

OKC may never score again

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Dudes will post a picture of 24 empty beer cans in a roach infested kitchen with the caption “tap in if u dare 🤙”

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

I just really hope that Chet doesn’t walk away tonight feeling any sort of proud of himself

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Please pray that my la-z-boy and ottoman don’t get infested with bugs in the three weeks that I’m storing them in my girlfriends basement

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

My coworker is on reels reposting temu ads

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Locust

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All butterflies become human in their next life. It is hard to say whether they are in their last non-human cycle after accumulating karmic debt or if they are being rewarded for their past virtuosity with freedom and beauty. Either way, somewhat heavy-handed by Shani Dev.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Fountains of Wayne some of the best toevaduit

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖘 @DaBigBoss84]

Indian restaurants will not stop racially profiling me