White House Badminton Coach

#PolishedMan. #resistance. #DoGoodRecklessly #CISmale #LGBTQally

Official White House Badminton Coach ($200k/year salary.)

Father of two; husband of one.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@PAOnTheMic Is this just a cover up to protect yourself because you're in the Epstein Files, PA? (You wanna claim my family and I are nothing but paid protesters? I'm claiming you're a pedo. The proof is the and for both.) #pedophileprotector

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Was going to order a number of shirts on @TeePublic but found way too many #AlligatorAlcatraz shirts for sale. Will instead #BoycottTeePublic until they remove these shirts (as per their own statement at https://t.co/Q08Nolbz5y)

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@ShaneHelmsCom Jumanji!

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@SenKatieBritt I think living without bodily-automony like the Trump/ Vance campaign wants women to is way spookier.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@KamalaHQ @RICindylou Come fucking get me, JD. Hopefully your eyeliner doesn't run; it would be an even worse look on you.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Still getting these emails and texts from @MiLBStore for up to 35% off hats, but am told I don't qualify because I already subscribe... that's why I have started buying my hats from @FanaticsSupport and @NewEraCap; their promos work for existing customers.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Curious why I am getting marketing emails to 35% off at @MiLBStore for "Happy Hat Halloween" when I cannot get the discount because I have to be a new subscriber to marketing emails?

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Really seems counter-productive and self-defeating to make customers sign up for marketing emails, but then only send them marketing emails where they have to sign-up (with a new email address?) to get the discounts.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@politicoalex I wonder if Trump will threaten to leave because he thinks the questions are mean and unfair... just kidding; Mark doesn't have the balls to do anything but suck up to Trump like the rest of MAGA.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

#ThankYou to Kris Atteberry for sounding frustrated, disappointed, and apathetic towards the #MNTwins effort tonight at the end of the game. This is a historic collapse, and ownership needs to hear those feelings from every corner of #TwinsTerritory.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

So was that the most painful loss of the season for the #MNTwins    or am I just ready to be hurt?

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Why is the #MNTwins    offense reverting back to their putrid April numbers?

If the Twins fail to make the playoffs, blame has to be as a 50/50 split between players collapsing and front office doing jack at trade deadline, right?

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

There’s nothing more masculine than loving women enough to make sure they have the right to make their own decisions about their own bodies.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@RonFilipkowski Kamala Harris' husband's ex-wife came to the DNC to support her ex-husband's new wife. Trump's current wife could not even be at his side to support him (and his ex wife is buried on his golf course to get a tax write-off.)

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@stickermule Who supports MAGA, Trump, Project 2025, Agenda 47, etc. My company spent thousands a year with Sticker Mule; no more. And not because you support Trump. Because we support the people whose lives are in danger because of Trump.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@stickermule "The more people realize that kind-hearted, compassionate people will be" literally fucking IMPRISONED OR KILLED JUST FOR BEING LGBTQ+, HAVING A MEDICALLY-REQUIRED ABORTION, OR LOOKING NOT-AMERICAN, maybe then they'll understand why empathetic Americans cannot support someone 1/2

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

@DexsTweets Hell of a frame job by the catcher!

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Is it too early for another players-only meeting? How about just a batters-only meeting? #MNTwins

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Home plate umpire Vanover filling the gap left by Angel Hernandez's retirement with the first pitch called a ball. #TwinsVsYankees #MNTwins #RoboUmps

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Seriously: every swing looks like they're trying to hit fungoes to tee-ballers.

[White House Badminton Coach @DaBigDumbGuy]

Why do the #MNTwins    batters (especially compared to their opponents) during this slump all look like they're swinging scared, or unsure, or like they're just trying to make contact? No confidence right now.