dakota 🐧

professional dad joke teller

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

@louserlex now we ball

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

oh what a dream to be born rich lol

[Pokémon Brainrot @PkmnBrainrot]

the toughest pill to swallow

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘SpongeBob’ premiered 24 years ago today.

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

the Mariana’s in Henderson is sooo nice

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

Cereal taste better when you put the milk first

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

I have never hated another human being until today, this person definitely gets on my nerves

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

:/

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

avoiding all social media to not spoil tonight’s demon slayer episode lol

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the older we get, the more we understand this guy

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

30 years ago ⚾️❤️

What's your favorite moment from The Sandlot?

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

@loveefati_ love that for you!

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

I never miss a beat, I’m Charlie Conway Triple Deke

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

@louserlex nice! you got more tattoos!!

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

@OLDIRTYDIEGO yessir

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

@OLDIRTYDIEGO that song goes hard!!

[T @tylerthecreator]

THE ESTATE SALE: out now ✨✨✨

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Goodnight everyone, see you tomorrow 😌

[dakota 🐧 @Dabota_]

1 more day till opening day