DaBrainFarts

I have no idea what I'm doing.

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I spent 90% of a dream eating a rotisserie chicken wanting a glass of water and some ketchup. Now I want some chicken. What has adulting done to me?

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@Halo can there be mod tools for campaign so I can do stupid shit with my friends while beating Covenant with an antarctic Yeti leg.

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@_TrevorC @AlfredoPlays
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[Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs]

P - Psychological
H - Harm incurred
D - During grad school

[Shanny Foo @ShannyFoo]

PhD is for people who are not good at letting go.

Tell me I'm wrong.

#phdvoice #phdchat #phdlife #academiclife #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter @OpenAcademics @PhD_Genie #research #Science #neuroscience #phdadvice #neurotwitter

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Do you ever wonder what bleach tastes like?

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@GradSkoolStrugs Unionize

[Dr. Angry Grad @GradSkoolStrugs]

Academia is a profession with little acknowledgment and many costs. We are repeatedly rejected and/or told we’re not good enough…but really it’s the academic system that is broken.

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@ametsoc Why do clouds form these sort of repeating bands of whispiness? The bands seem to be along wavefronts moving in a direction perpendicular to the bands. Maybe in a higher layer of clouds?
Images: Marked and original

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It is strange to me it is more socially acceptable to talk about killing and ending life than it is to talk about how life is made. Both industries are huge. Our ability to assign arbitrary meaning to things is befuddling.

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Having family photo sharing is nice sometimes. I don't need to send the pictures to my wife, I just need to wait until she sees them. By then I've probably forgotten about it and the joy is so much better.

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@The_LoZelda when did you get a twitch channel devoted to Persona?

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@_TrevorC @AlfredoPlays Anime Actions Figures Buff Charmander Figure Statues Figurine MANGYI GK Collection Birthday Gifts PVC 6 " https://t.co/MMHQ3vHKg0
All he needs is a lab coat.

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Remember the ‘perfect’ phone conversation Trump had with Zelensky withholding $400M in defense support unless he lied about Biden?

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@Sydonahi @AcademicChatter You should utilize all the shades of pink. Make a rainbow of pink.

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@MrFarmahini But how are those men supposed to feel good about themselves if they don't conquer the world?

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@aaas Does that rat have a little camera in its hands? That's adorable af.
Rats are awesome creatures when they aren't spreading the plague.

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@crisprwhisprer 👏

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I want an American History class where we learn about all the ways the US has screwed up. I want to learn the shit parts of history. I was taught more of the successes than the enormity of failures that have happened. I want to learn about those.
@hankgreen your books do me think

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@hankgreen I love and hate that Miranda just feels like grad student and that I feel it too.