Da Beave

Parody Account of a wild Nasty Canadian Beaver #CanadianBakin

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Rebel News didn’t just sell orange shirts that sneer at Orange Shirt Day. When a father who grieves the loss of his own child called them out, they turned his name into a 10% off code.

That is not skepticism. That is not truth-seeking. That is using a day meant for children who never came home as a storefront, then treating the critic like a punchline at checkout.

If this is “reconciliation without truth,” Rebel News isn’t a newsroom. It’s a discount rack for other people’s grief. They looked at dead kids, a national day of mourning, and a father who already buried his son — and asked what percentage off would move the merch.

So from Wayne, and from every Indigenous family living with this tragedy and horror:

Go Fuck Yourself @ezralevant @RebelNews_CA @RebelNewsOnline

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

@ConHarMcD Fuck You @ezralevant @RebelNewsOnline

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

@ConHarMcD @EricTrump Like father like son!
#NastyCanadians

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

@EricTrump Actually This is what you are!!!
#CanadianBakin

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

I fixed it for you to something much more fitting for you and the rest of your family. No need to thank me—just us Canadians showing our appreciation for all that you do. Sorry, not Sorry, Eh!!
#CanadianBakin 🇨🇦

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

Disgusting behaviors are par for the course for @ezralevant

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Rebel News didn’t just sell orange shirts that sneer at Orange Shirt Day. When a father who grieves the loss of his own child called them out, they turned his name into a 10% off code.

That is not skepticism. That is not truth-seeking. That is using a day meant for children who never came home as a storefront, then treating the critic like a punchline at checkout.

If this is “reconciliation without truth,” Rebel News isn’t a newsroom. It’s a discount rack for other people’s grief. They looked at dead kids, a national day of mourning, and a father who already buried his son — and asked what percentage off would move the merch.

So from Wayne, and from every Indigenous family living with this tragedy and horror:

Go Fuck Yourself @ezralevant @RebelNews_CA @RebelNewsOnline

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

🎶Nowadays, everybody wants to talk like they've got something to say.🎶
#BarbieBrigade
#CanadianBakin

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene…

She begged that redhead not to take her man and then spent 60 years taking over the whole damn world instead.

Country. Pop. Disco. Rock. Hip-hop. Broadway. Hollywood. Theme parks. Literacy. Vaccines. Rhinestones so bright they needed their own zip code.

A cabin kid from Locust Ridge wrote songs the rest of us are still covering, crying to, dancing to, and quoting when we need to be braver than we feel.

This little Barbie Dolly is still spinning in that bar like the lights never dimmed. That’s the assignment. Keep her loud. Keep her extra. Keep her kind.

Drop your favorite Dolly song, movie line, or “she said WHAT” moment below. Let’s fill the comments like a sold-out Opry.

We will always love you, girl. 🤍✨

#DollyParton #BarbieBrigade

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Not even in passing is any woman safe from this predator wanting to touch them. Dolly was a vibrant soul and despised everything you stood for!! No means no, POTUS a.k.a. Pedophile of the United States.
#CanadianBakin
#NoMeansNo

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Seeing as we are renaming things and all, I figured this might be relevant to the conversation. Heh @realDonaldTrump That splendid, beautiful bird, the Bald Eagle, is now Canada's. 🇨🇦🖕
#CanadianBakin
#NastyCanadians

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

When someone tries to play mind games and you just sit there like:

“Cute attempt. I’ve already mapped your entire playbook, clocked the pattern, and predicted the next three moves.”

Self-aware + high intuition + psychology as a special interest is an unfair advantage.

As is being Canadian 😉🇨🇦
#CanadianBakin
#ShenanigansMafia

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Good morning, Canada 🇨🇦

When the fog rolls in and the ground gets slippery…
all it takes is that **one person** who looks you dead in the eye and says
“I believe in you.”

The one who already has you.
The one who stays planted when the whole thing goes sideways.
The one who will still be there for you when everyone else is checking the exits.

That kind of quiet loyalty doesn’t just keep you upright…
it hands you the strength to do whatever needs doing.
#CanadianBakin

[Vybrance✨️🇨🇦 @Vybrance]

So many of you are so fucked up.
I love it.

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

Pierre Sucks
#NeverPierre
#CanadianBakin

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Pierre Sucks! That's the tweet, plain and simple. 🤷‍♂️
#NeverPierre
#CanadianBakin

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

@ConHarMcD

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Pierre Sucks! That's the tweet, plain and simple. 🤷‍♂️
#NeverPierre
#CanadianBakin

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

AOC said the quiet part out loud about Pete Hegseth:

“He’s an unqualified man in his role, so of course he’s threatened by women who are twice as good as he is.”

She’s not wrong.
A guy who spent years saying women don’t belong in combat is now in charge of the largest military on earth and suddenly acting shocked when people notice the pattern.

From up here in Canada, it’s wild watching the U.S. put someone with that record in charge while still pretending it’s about “standards.” But the Conservatives did elect a paper boy as their leader so there’s that. 🤷‍♂️

AOC didn’t miss 🎯

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

👇👇👇

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

AOC said the quiet part out loud about Pete Hegseth:

“He’s an unqualified man in his role, so of course he’s threatened by women who are twice as good as he is.”

She’s not wrong.
A guy who spent years saying women don’t belong in combat is now in charge of the largest military on earth and suddenly acting shocked when people notice the pattern.

From up here in Canada, it’s wild watching the U.S. put someone with that record in charge while still pretending it’s about “standards.” But the Conservatives did elect a paper boy as their leader so there’s that. 🤷‍♂️

AOC didn’t miss 🎯

[Da Beave @DaCdnBeave]

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Good Afternoon Canada 🇨🇦

And the only question that matters right now is:

How many more sleeps until we get this magic back on the ice?

Connor McDavid isn’t just the best player in the world right now.
He’s operating on a different plane.
The speed. The vision. The goals that make you rewind three times and still shake your head.
“Is he human?” isn’t a meme anymore. It’s a legitimate public inquiry.

We get to claim him.
Canadian.
Ours.

The offseason is long, the wait is real, and the itch is getting stronger every day.
How many of you are already counting down the weeks until the puck drops and McJesus starts cooking again?

How many days until hockey feels close enough for you to touch?

Let’s go Canada. 🇨🇦
The best player on the planet wears the maple leaf in his blood.
#CanadianBakin
#Canada

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @ConHarMcD]

Good Afternoon Canada 🇨🇦

And the only question that matters right now is:

How many more sleeps until we get this magic back on the ice?

Connor McDavid isn’t just the best player in the world right now.
He’s operating on a different plane.
The speed. The vision. The goals that make you rewind three times and still shake your head.
“Is he human?” isn’t a meme anymore. It’s a legitimate public inquiry.

We get to claim him.
Canadian.
Ours.

The offseason is long, the wait is real, and the itch is getting stronger every day.
How many of you are already counting down the weeks until the puck drops and McJesus starts cooking again?

How many days until hockey feels close enough for you to touch?

Let’s go Canada. 🇨🇦
The best player on the planet wears the maple leaf in his blood.
#CanadianBakin
#Canada