Dachsie Dave

I’m Dave the #dachshund • I’m from Somerset & barrrk like a pirate • Love chicken & icecream • Do follow for #Feelgood #doxie #dachsie #sausagedog tales

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Sometimes the door is opened and Mum or Dad send me outside. Sometimes the door is already open & I go out by myself. Sometimes I really get my shit together & ring the bell to be let out. And sometimes I can’t be arsed & just do a shit on the mat 🤔 #dachsie #dogslife

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

What’s the world coming to? I got socks for Christmas?

Anyone would think I’m getting old.

I’m only seven now.

Sorry I wasn’t around for four years or so.

Happy Christmas everyone 🎄🎄#Dachshunds #dogsofX

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Today is Mum’s birthday 🎂🎉which means much fun for me! Woohoo 🎉

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

I really really want one of those masky things for my own personal protection. All I’ve got is a thin coat of fur. And that’s naff all use in today’s #unprecedented #Covid_19 world where PPE for a #dachshund is of paramount importance.

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

@lsuzwood 😂😂😂

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Cushion MURDERED by a #dachshund

Well that’s gone and done it. #WorldWarThree

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Today, like most days, I’ll be self isolating and making myself very small, as I’m not so keen on other dogs. #SaturdayMorning #SaturdayThoughts #SaturdayMotivation

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Happy #SaturdayMorning peeps.

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

@Dudderlicious Forgiveness.

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Today I’m sitting on my step being cute. #dachshund

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

@glitterweasel 😂Yeah. My mum’s a bit of an oinker 🐷

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

@igabiva28 Oooer!

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

@Celeb_Dachshund Ooooh I got TikTok too! How exciting!

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

I’ve no idea what it does. I just thought I’d experiment as you never know what your going to get!

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

For shits and giggles I’ve gone and got myself a TikTok account.

Check out Dachsie Dave's video! #TikTok https://t.co/HvpddOb84u

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Blimey! All that Christmas and New Year malarkey has shagged me out. I’m going back to sleep for 16 hours a day for a month or two.

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

@AngeliaOllerman It’s great to meet you too Molly and Simba. 👍

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Happy New Year everyone. My resolution for the 20s is to keep on play play playing.

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

And on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... a bone to shut me up.

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

Happy Christmas 🎄 everyone. Look I got prezzies! Woohoo 🥳

[Dachsie Dave @DachsieD]

I was fully engrossed in this morning’s Rugby World Cup Quarter Final. #ENGvsAUS #RugbyWorldCup #rugbyworldcup2019 #englandrugby #England