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[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Normalize changing your legal name after going bankrupt

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I got divorced while watching Shrek

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@jeremyjudkins_ And it’s ugly as f. Why?

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@jeremyjudkins_ Is it smart to buy a house rn? No. Quit bashing apartment living when most home owners will never make a dent in their interest

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@moreofmariah @ayeejuju Hey did you get a balloon implant? Request your money back

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@bethquinn111 God you’re desperate

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@greengirlbella_ @bethquinn111 @lenapolanski Have y’all tried self respect or is that gone too? Gross

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

imagine singing national anthem by lana del rey to the US president

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@ianmiles 60 minutes is also few of sources I’d trust lol but no news here. America is gone.

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@DoubleNW @keksgatsteeze Also tax purposes

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@DoubleNW @keksgatsteeze Yeah lots of wealthy people/celebs do this with things like private jets so people can’t look up their actual home or business

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@TrykkDubstep Did you get this from a porno? Disturbing to say to the least

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Heck of a coincidence 😂

[m! @ntrphl]

when you have no crush no roster no interest so you start seeing the light again and start doing things like daily crossword puzzles and making overnight oats

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

per my last email

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@jj_rebelle @Enezator No thanks

[SwagDad69 @Dad69Swag]

@sadderlibs @elle91 Thank you for the free comedy. This is the only type of shit I want to see on my drive and nothing else thanks