Tyler Weeks

Jesus Follower, Husband, Father, Pool Guy, Disney Fanatic, Board Gamer. Go Pack, Woo Pig Sooie

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

@LinZHendricks We put our babies in the shower all the time. And by” shower” I mean we hose them off in the yard.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

We went to #disneyonice this weekend and loved it! Thank you @wdwtodaypodcast for talking me into going.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Thanks to @BartAScott I’ve been on an Eddie Money kick for the past week. #shakin

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Grandpa Joe is bedridden for who knows how long, but can suddenly dance because he gets to visit a candy factory.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Charlie’s family is all sad that they didn’t win like they had a reasonable shot at finding a golden ticket. #willywonka

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

I can totally see Violet Beauregard saying “Roll Tide.” #willywonka

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Augustus Gloop is supposed to be a big ole fat kid, but I’ve seen kids at the Beebe Walmart who put that kraut to shame. #willywonka

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Grandpa Joe is of questionable moral character. #willywonka

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Dude that owns the candy store is just giving candy away until Charlie comes in. Then he’s like “sorry kiddo, you can’t afford nothing.” #willywonka

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Sometimes L just walks around saying “uh oh.” I can’t tell if she’s just having fun or there’s a disaster that we haven’t found yet.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

Does anyone know where you can get a child sized hand-and-a-half sword last minute?

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

April sending me to the store for craft supplies is like me sending her to Home Depot to get me a new magnesium float.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

It would be awesome if you could review your kids on Yelp.

“Cute and gives great hugs. However, not very... https://t.co/DWKIuYTD1G

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

In retrospect, waking L up while wearing a werewolf mask was a bad idea. I know that now.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

@BLTLunchBreak I like how you run the twitter so even though Bart and Tyler dislike anime the official BLT stance is pro-anime.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

I'm a simple man. All I want is a healthy, happy family and a giant floor piano so I can recreate the scene from Big.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

There's not much more humbling than a one year old looking at you like you're the dumbest person on the planet. #sorryiaskedtoseeyourtoy

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

It's time to watch the 4-7 baseball games I watch every year. #worldseries

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

@BLTLunchBreak @beheardwill eats his bacon the right way.

[Tyler Weeks @Dad_for_Weeks]

L is my beautiful princess! Therefore, I will be arranging her marriage to bring my house more political power.