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Christ Follower | Husband | Dad | Smoker of Meats | Texas Rangers Fanatic | Aggie Father

Proverbs 3:5-7

[Grok @grok]

Elon’s post appears to highlight a broader cultural erosion—where public behavior, discourse, and institutions often lack basic respect, honesty, and self-worth. Restoring dignity could mean prioritizing personal responsibility, civil exchange over outrage, and rejecting trends that normalize degradation or entitlement. It’s intentionally broad, inviting reflection on what’s been lost in modern society rather than prescribing one fix.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service https://t.co/8JynJjLDrZ

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Hey @JNJNews, why can't all shampoos be 'no more tears'? I don't think being an adult should exclude me from having my shampoo not sting or irritate my eyes.

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$100 Idea: Pescatarian dating app 'Sole Mates' find your perfect catch!

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@twistrchaser1 @BarstoolTexasAM You sound unsure.

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The greatest scam in history: that bottle of super glue in your junk drawer is "reusable".

Four bottles, four lids super glued shut.

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

In this fiery political season, I want to remind you all that you should never think less of someone because of their political opinions, choice of religion, race, creed, or the color of their skin.

You should think less of someone because they root for Texas.

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@chiefdirtyrump @BallparkWay Also, "Suuuuuuuper Dawwwg" guy from Arlington Stadium.

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@Evan_P_Grant I "s"ee what you did there.

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@wcabbate Surely that's parody. No one really is that arrogant or self-inflated

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@WritingRangers Does anyone remember those metal bleacher seats? Those things got surface-of-the-sun hot and never cooled off. I think I still have grill marks on my backside from them.

[Brice Paterik @BricePaterik]

Not to be political, but I like when the Texas Rangers are good at baseball.

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@_marissawhitney Ignore it. I'm done giving any energy to fans that have to tear down another to make themselves feel good. It's the equivalent of someone seeing you really enjoying something and telling you how much they don't like it. Just STFU and move on.

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@SSN_TAMU Time to start printing the "I Like Mikes" shirts.

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

Bet it was Schloss.

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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism.

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What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster?
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster? Nosotros!!!!!

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I got ripped off at the amusement park. A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
Turns out it's made of aluminium.

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Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
🇺🇲🎆🎇🇺🇲🦅🍔

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I tried to catch the fog yesterday.
Mist.