Simon Robinson

Tweets from a dad (Simon) aged 40 and conversation with his son (Zachary) aged 6.

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

When the ref gives them a yellow card, where do they put it?

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

Is it illegal to see Santa when your at high school?

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

"I hope next time Luton play football they bust the team they play up." #bustthemup

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

Dear God please pray that Santa puts me on the happy list..

The happy list?

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

'Jesus was born at Christmas and died in 1918 at the Olympics'.!

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

Have I been Babatised?

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

I'm going to karate chop my way into the bathroom.

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

On seeing his friends onesie "mummy can you photocopy me one so I can have one too".

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

While watching Return of the Jedi. 'That walker has Chewbacca and 2 little monster things in it'.
Monster Things = Ewoks.

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

When I'm bigger I'm going to be a chocolate man and invent a bar called swirly swift made out of swirly chocolate and Taylor swift.

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

Then - What does R2D2 get? A new wire?

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

At the end of Star Wars they are given medals and 6 year old Zach says "what does Chewbacca get? A bone?"

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

Son "where do Psycho killers live"?
#Random

[Simon Robinson @Dadandson]

Son sees Riddick billboard poster "What's his power"? Dad "he can see in the dark" Son "what does he do in the daylight"?