𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬

𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚, 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

– ❝ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲?

ϟ ——————————————— ϟ

≈ ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴅɪʟꜰ
≈ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴏꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ
≈ ꜰᴀᴛ ᴀꜱꜱ/ꜰᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

|| Should i close this account and create a new one with the same character?

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

|| Did i missed something? I'm alive

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

Hm?

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

This bitch is asking to be on a mating press

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

You, on my office right now

[༄ Tσƚҽɱ @FXTASSSREX]

He... he just cut his hair 5 minutes before...

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

Not accepted on my university, go and grow your hair

[༄ Tσƚҽɱ @FXTASSSREX]

His usual hairstyle PLUS he have floof on his moobs.

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｇｈｔｙ Ｂｏｗｓｅｒ @KingBowserrr]

📲 I'll call you my wife, if you'll be a good girl for me..?

[༄ Tσƚҽɱ @FXTASSSREX]

⠀⠀⠀⠀｢𝐃𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞
⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮...~｣

〘ʟᴀᴢʏ, ᴄʜᴜʙʙʏ, ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴀʀ〙
〘ꜰᴀᴛ ᴀꜱꜱ〙
〘"ʙᴜʟʟʏ"〙
〘ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛꜱɪᴅᴇ, ʟᴇᴡᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ〙
⠀⠀
⠀⠀«Add me as "That bear player"!»

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

📲: "It was an accident... ugh, I'm coming right now"

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

📲: "I like being called the wife on the relationship"

📲: "WAIT NO, I MEAN, THE HUSBAND, FUCKING PHONE, NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT USED TO THIS"

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

@OneMintyKobold And your mine totally busy thinking about his cock size and name of the one above you.

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

– ❝ We're going soft boy...

But, he lied...

– ❝ Take it all whore! we're not finishing until you see the sun!~

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

@OneMintyKobold Shhh, if i like you that's the trick to make that session last more.

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

When he said, don't tell that i was the bottom

He understands?

[Ｔｈｅ Ｍｉｇｈｔｙ Ｂｏｗｓｅｒ @KingBowserrr]

It's a nice dream, but we both know Bowser is the one on top, and Barrock is the one whining into the pillow with his body pressed down into the mattress..

Right?

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

....Hello again?

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

@Matthew81299871 Then come here and eat my fucking ass!

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

@Matthew81299871 Hmm, you like a lot my fat ass, don't you?

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

@Matthew81299871

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY ASS SHAKE WHILE I MAKE EXERCISE OR WHAT?!

[𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬 @DADBODCXACH]

Not in class, I'm not going to embarrass myself.