Dadday Pickup

35. Very proud Dad. Just here to throw pickup lines at models, and laugh at psychos.

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@SaraUnderwood It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

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@JessicaVaugn @GavinNewsom If you ever feel like moving up to Canada.. let me know.. lol.

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@deliarosee1 Along with "my baby" or.. "my love?" 🤣

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@IrynaIvanova Nice tits. Thanks for showing me.

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@May88Alice @JasminMxx @dazboy33 I my freakin god, you scared me to death! I did not recognize you with your clothes on!

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@StormyDaniels Of course that made me have to check. She's right.. it's all over the damn place.

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@TiffanyTothxoxo I automatically unfollow and mute any adult who makes grade 5 mom jokes.

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@chelseahandler Cowboy hat for me.. so random. (i'm from the city)

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@model_bianca account private? that's some bullshit..

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@Anticristianos_ @hollymadison @tiktok_us @Twitter For the record.. that is annoying! How can you drink and tweet and not edit your posts? Frustrating!

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@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Can you open up Canada too? @JustinTrudeau won't do shit.

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@realmarycarey $$$ go take it all..

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@Jenniferwalcott @AdamArchuleta This Joseph will run.

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@TiffanyTothxoxo @CancEfren No??? Is he not your type?

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@PettMeAlex @Lexual__ I'm not quite sure what the hell you are paying for then if you're not going to be going balls deep in there. 😕

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@Lexual__ @cakey_ldn No one needs to rape when they pay hookers for 20 bucks an hour.

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@AshleyEmmax I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.