Daddy Jo

If you can eat it, you can fuck it.

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

You'll never win when it comes to me.
But we both prefer it that way
You being Daddy's little loser

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

I dissappear for months on end,
And randomly I just pop up,
Tell you to obey,
And without hesitation you're on your knees.
Ready to serve Daddy

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

You'll never win when it comes to me.
But we both prefer it that way
You being Daddy's little loser

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

I don’t chase idiots.
I watch them crawl-
and sometimes,
if they’re lucky,
I let them stay long enough to learn the difference between want and worship.

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@JosefEzgaem Never even heard of it before 😂

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

I think I'm becoming a crazy plant lady.
Researching how to best take care of my babies while also looking for more to add to my collection.

If there's any crazy plant subs out there, let's discuss plants 😂

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

You disgust me.

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@gewnicorn A slut for Daddy is a 'Everything about Daddy'- slut. Therefore also a foot slut 😉

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

Foot slut or a slut for Daddy?

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@JosefEzgaem I have hydroponics. A monstera and a monkey mask I rescued, and some of my babies 🥰

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

Looking like an angel,
But angel numbers?
666 😈

Suprised?

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

I've done a bunch of different calculations to find out what my angel numbers are.
Believe me when I say I'm not suprised. Recurrent numbers I so often see.

Wanna take a guess?

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

Day off
Apartment spotless
Peace hits different when I choose it

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

Foot slut or a slut for Daddy?

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@JosefEzgaem All indoors 😊
I want to get more plants, but also want to get things for the plants I already have 😅

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@JosefEzgaem A moggie and a persian 🥰

I use a mix of peat, perlite, and bark

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@JosefEzgaem No, no fruit yet, just babies. But yes, an actually banana tree.
I want a lemon tree! They're gorgeous. I feel you with the cats. Mine are trying to eat my plants 🙄 little assholes

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

I've done a bunch of different calculations to find out what my angel numbers are.
Believe me when I say I'm not suprised. Recurrent numbers I so often see.

Wanna take a guess?

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

@JosefEzgaem I kinda just started 😅 but I've had a banana plant that I've taken pups from for years. My 2 favorites rn are my alocasia and calathea. They've given me corm babies I'm trying to grow
Now I have a bunch of wishlist plants 😂
Wbu?

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

Day off
Apartment spotless
Peace hits different when I choose it

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

This is just a taste.
Serving me is the real addiction.

[Daddy Jo @Daddy_Jjo]

I know you miss me

Just because you’re not worthy of my time doesn’t mean I’m gone
I’ve simply been busy getting spoiled by those who actually know how to earn my attention ���🧎‍♂️
Consider this a rare blessing - post-massage glimpse of Daddy