Daddy Talk

father, husband, driver, cleaner, hunter, owner and operator of a crazy family

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I’m exhaustipated....

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Just imagine if everyone in the world did a fart at the same time !!!!!!

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You guys are not my real family

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My old mummy used to work at footscray park. My new mummy works at monash

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Can I ask Luke's parents if I can marry him?

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I don't think I have any more kisses and cuddles left in my heart

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You can't just grow a baby in your tummy... You need to eat carrots, milk and broccoli

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Mummy might have a boyfriend

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Mummy I can rest by myself otherwise you will snore and annoy me

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Mummy's surprises are better than yours....

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I'm not coughing I'm clearing my throat and the ice cream is pushing the cough back in my throat.....

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Papa it's alright if Santa didn't bring you a super car. You have cuff links and that's much better

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Mommy, I've paused the video, can you save it please?

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Adultcino is boring, I think it should be papacino for papa and mummycino for mummy.

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Papa don't walk away when I am talking to you.

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Adultcino is not cool, how about papacino and mummy can have a mummycino

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I am having an adultcino

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New words- eleventeen and yesternight

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Papa my fart smells like ....prawn dumplings!!!!

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...papa this is so boring, it is such a tragedy and stop being a drama queen....