Daddycool Vipper

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Giants, parent.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[the second ellie @kingepic22]

people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Its ok GOG, people all make mistakes. Besides I'm sure its not that-OH GOOD HEAVENS

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

I have never seen a grown man more excited before or since

[Doc @DrShyGuyDD]

The Ireland hitbox is kinda bullshit ngl

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Daddycool Vipper @DaddycoolVipper]

@DogApparently Absolute duwang

[Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡 @ironcrakka]

ok this one is good

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

husband trapped the cat under an upside down laundry basket while playing and she just laid down and started purring really loudly. not only complicit in her own oppression but satisfied by it. sad

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Damdalion @damian_arts]

By the way, let me explain how they are 'gay'. The bigger one, the oldest, wants to be the boy in the relationship and refuses to be the egg layer while the smaller one is too young to have female organs, so he is a boy too. Every week, they hug and kiss for hours without mating

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

firmly believe you should be allowed to do a few victimless crimes a year if they’re funny enough

[Daddycool Vipper @DaddycoolVipper]

@TheLetsNotDate Happy Pride is so devious omg

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Reminder that this is the funniest "redacted for privacy" ever

[Amelia 🇺🇸 @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[sean @_sn_n]

absolutely wild how accurate the Onion turned out to be