Daddy Dearest.

Happily... It's complicated.
Not associated with anyone with the last name afton shut up
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[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

I have peaked as a parody account

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

@yumekomo_ Cold fucking take

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

@SwagBlueballs Okay. Please. Shut up .????

Explain yourself. Or you're going in the PlayStation.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

Good morning Parody Twitter

I have binged Seinfeld at least 20 times since my last appearance

[Mr.Base @MrBase0511]

(looks like ass but lmao)
@DaddyDearestFNF よう はべ 48 ほうrs と れsぽんd 。

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

@MrBase0511 Stop taking my shit ??? Please ?????

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

@SwagBlueballs @boyfrie48614719 Sorry I was sleeping the fuck is going on here

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

I..
..Don't want a lot for Christmas..

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

@LanesBack @realsystemerror Thanks dad

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

She what

.

HAVE YOU EVER MET JESUS, BOY?

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

She already gives me BJS when I get blue balled, forgot to mention.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

@LightninghawkYT

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

R... Right... Way too early... cough cough...

Still! Still, premarital sex is sin! And I am not about to get my baby on Jesus's bad side.

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

What.. No?

I think it’s best I wait till I’m 23 or somethin.
I’m not going out and about as a 19 year old.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

Nineteen is early???

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

I’m 19.
She is also 19.
A bit too early for that.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

Then. MARRY HER. I will not move from my stance on this.

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

The fuck you on about?
I’ve been in a relationship with her for a year now and I’m starting to say I deserve a little reward.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

Ironic, isn't it? Even devils can be forgiven by the light of Jesus.

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

You’re a demon.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

Listen, kid. I cared for her mother, too, but as people of God, we definitely waited till marriage and didn't do it in her car on the first date because that would be /SIN/ and I do not sin hahahahahah!!.. haha...

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

I love her so much man, I care for her.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

I do not see a ring on your finger.

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

I Literally do all of that I’d die on a cross for her.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

PROVE YOURSELF AS A SUPPORTIVE, GOOD BOYFRIEND, THEN MARRY HER, BUT TILL THEN, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU LIVE YOUR UNWEDDED LIFE AS A VIRGIN.

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

Thanks but

WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO BANG GIRLFRIEND.

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

Uh
Shit, I wasn't, expecting that.
...
HERE'S YOUR ALLOWANCE

BUT YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MY DAUGHTER

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

AIGHT DONE, MAY I?

[Daddy Dearest. @DaddyDearestFNF]

FUCK YOU MOW MY LAWN

[BOYFRIEND ( archived ) @FUNKINALLFRIDAY]

LET ME.