Daddy Fails

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I was busy in another room when baby started crying hysterically, so Dad went and got himself some ear plugs #ProblemSolved

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[I Can't Even @icantevenshow]

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[I Can't Even @icantevenshow]

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[I Can't Even @icantevenshow]

Check out our latest episode - all about how kids can affect your relationship. https://t.co/AV35PKB48o #momlife #mom #parenting #podcast

[MockMom @MockMoms]

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Ya know that feeling when you're with your #toddler and you go to someone's house and it's immaculate, and you're like...'Fuck!' #mom

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Toddler: I read books!
Dad: Ugh. No, baby. Just watch TV.
#solidparenting #toddler

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'You're not hurt, you're just stupid.' - tender words from a caring dad. #ToddlerLife #parenting

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#saturdaynight #momlife #BFFs

[Taza @tazasacheen]

Yes, we do. 😂 https://t.co/TN0RU9ZssY

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@clearpolish We all know who that pool is really for.

[Taza @tazasacheen]

When you send your husband to get a baby pool. @DaddyFails #momlife

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@tag__urit Pick a Sophia episode and I could act it out for you.

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This could easily be my husband. https://t.co/WJrBTUwon9

[Amber Christensen @WatchThisMom1]

7 yo: I can't find a plate.
Me, opening the cupboard: Yep, there they are; in the same place they've been your entire life.
#momlife

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@clearpolish good. I'm not alone. 🙄

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#Dad watched baby alone for the first time in almost 2 years. It's 5pm. These are her PJs. #momlife

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Two parents worked all day. One is cooking dinner and quelling a #toddler tantrum. The other is watching YouTube. Make your own assumptions.

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@TheBreakWomb and thank you for the follow!