Kenyanito Bechee

Misandrist |
cat mom🐾|Travel enthusiast|Hiker⛰️

[Kenyanito Bechee @Daddyissues1009]

W weekend chasing waterfalls 😍✔️

[Mwara Kung'u @MwaraKungu]

So horrific I hardly know how to process this. Those students shot on Monday were my students. At Multimedia. Shooting children. It makes me weep. Ugly tears

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Just move in with a man ndio mharibu vitu msiulizane

[‘Cole 🌞💗 @nicr1zzyyy]

a thing i’ve never been able to get behind is when straight people have sex and the man asks “did you cum” 😭😭😭

i think you should know if she did???
kwani hukua keen darasa??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Tommypops_💫 @Tommypopss]

This literally means she can’t be fired.

[Chan💕 @FanBoyAndChan]

Ain’t no nigga this important

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[Mutheu @rvth33]

Buy a strap?

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

"Crambs" na huezi sema ni typo ju p na b ziko so far from each other kwa keyboard😂😂

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Kenya has never lost a match in WC ☺️

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

This would explain why sons of dead beats are most likely to turn out exactly like their fathers 💀 even if they have never met them

[Brygettes Ngana @NBrygettes]

May these angels rest in peace 🙏🏿

[Njokitheyapper 2.0 @thoughtnjoki]

Bind yourself to some money ,what the hell is this 😭

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏 is reading GOT @playym8te]

damn you cant smoke, drink more than a pour of wine every night and you cant take a nap. how tf do they decompress in there? 😭😭😭

[her @Thiohna]

Great. If it’s not my body it can get out of my body.

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

Kiguts amesema the number of orgasms per person have gone down since Ruto came to power and she is so right😭

[Kenyanito Bechee @Daddyissues1009]

@picanaah 😂😂😂😭

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

"I can’t be trying to build a kingdom with someone who loves the attention of villagers"
This year we've been eating good with these quotes 😂😂Please continue heartbreaking poets.