M. Colin Years

He/Him Second Cummer of Christ

[Ay-Jay @AjGraves3]

I’m back

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Curious cause I’m goerge
Serious cause I’m the joker
Bi-curious

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Me when I’m about to FREAK out, I’m not talkin like crazy, I’m talking.. like freakyyy 🤪🤪

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

I miss national and division Kum n Go. When constructions done it’s OVER. I need my queen.

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Forever cursed to hear Shapoopi and go into fight or flight Josh Inmon choreography (it’s been 3 years 😭)

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Need my boyfriend home RIGHT NOW 😡

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

@lhummus Bouta let it die 😭😭😭

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

You drink a bottle of wine and this shows up. What’s your next move 🧐

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Sorry guys. I have to listen to the entirety of “Monkey Wrench” before I can leave the car. My worms are telling me I must.

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

They need to post “fart zone” on the walk-in door when I work fr

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Normalize hitting your pen and having a dance party in the private bathroom when you can’t take breaks at work

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Instead of ordering a Cappy Blast you should just shoot me in the head

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Unprivating my cringy high school theatre kid TikTok’s because I’m a grown ass adult and still love it and can’t be effected by the judgment of peers NO MORE

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

I need my squatty potty at work fr

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Words cannot express what I would give to have one last night with Skippy.

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

2 days camping and NO access to CSI las vagas. Guys, starting praying.

[Ay-Jay @AjGraves3]

Me after the Za takes control

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

I need pepper spray for whenever someone stands directly behind me in line. GET OUT OF MY BUBBLE BRO