DaddyPanties

It's a pleasure

[Zonk @ZonkaLonk]

A hat is a tiny dumpster u wear on ur head its full of garbage --the garbage is u. #hatzonk

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@paulscheer will there be early morning showtimes of The Spider-Man? Senior discount?

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Yo, any of you niggas want to buy a #groupon ?

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In the end, we're all just another line in #google

[DaddyPanties @DaddyPanties]

The government may say the people from flight #MH370 are dead, but I'm still holding out for other explanations. #Lost but not forgotten

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@MassGovernor well you've fixed the 'pot' problem, but what about the pot HOLES? #Potbuttonissue

[DaddyPanties @DaddyPanties]

@DancingABC I've got Saturday Night Fever and it's only Monday! Am I covered or what! #Obamacare

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12 Years a Slave #Fml

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Worried people are drying their hands on my towel #pleasestop

[Mike Wankum @MetMikeWCVB]

By late this week the pattern will change. Warm weather is on the way. 60? #wcvb

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@KimKardashian you're absolutely stunning! I wish you'd come to Boston and melt all this snow away because you are hot! #giveback

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A mask has still got holes #selfie

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You smell good girl but you ain't hiding nothing

[DaddyPanties @DaddyPanties]

#FavoriteLineFromASong Because there ain't no joy, for an uptown boy...

[DaddyPanties @DaddyPanties]

#honestyhour I know you been drinking my OJ

[DaddyPanties @DaddyPanties]

#letmeguess you thirsty again ain't you?