Daddy Sat on a Duck

The Daddy books make everyone in the house laugh. No other children's book has ever done that before. - Author

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@CAVETOWN @frankiecosmos @illuminatihotts Sound at paramount is shit. So much bass can’t hear anything.

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@OfficialJLD Kevin Smith?

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@liamgallagher @RMWhitaker @RollingStone @consequence Your English stinks.

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TF is this? Has Twitter become that deep of a trash pit that they just assume everyone is a bot? Way to alienate the few who still visit this hellscape. #way2go

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@atrupar Alcohol, sedatives, and disconnected tangents peppered with “economic” digs at the Biden administration. #assmr

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@EricIdle @EricIdle I once did chop down a mighty oak with a herring. I’m surprised it hasn’t caught on with more people. #DIY

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Not sure if this is a physics or philosophy question but if energy can’t be created then how do you explain me before/after coffee. And if it can’t be destroyed, then why do I feel this way at the end of every day? #

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Just a reminder to conscientious #squarespace users. Something to consider https://t.co/yQKWeDm5L1 #HateSpeechIsNotFreeSpeech

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@jessewaugh @squarespace have they taken a stance? I've yet to hear a word on the issue. Respectfully, that's not a stance.

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@ThisAmerLife Hey all - HUGE fan - are you guys still running @squarespace ads despite this https://t.co/DaNKNygVWE

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@BoweryBoys big fan here - do you still run @squarespace ads despite this? https://t.co/DaNKNygVWE

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@SYSKPodcast sockninja here - you know i love you guys - are you still running @squarespace ads with all this - https://t.co/DaNKNygVWE

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https://t.co/DaNKNygVWE sign this if you would like #squarespace to stop enabling hate sites from profiting off their platform. #NoHate

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@squarespace & @acasalena having employees to push down the #boycottsquarespace issue isn't going to make it go away https://t.co/DaNKNygVWE

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This is highly disturbing and warrants action @acasalena @squarespace ignore this at your own peril. https://t.co/rMCWa6m1te #squarespace

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I need a tutorial on how to pronounce the word "primer". Or vice-versa. #learning #meta #hardi #softi #whatevz

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@FloWrestling YES!!! CRUZ!!! LOSERS LOSE!!! GILMAN GOODBYE #ncaawrestling

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@EugeneMirman I had to report TW Cable to the BBB for stalking me after I switched to Verizon. Stalking.

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@FloWrestling @greentoepalacio hustler. dreamer. he wrestles like he speaks - with incredible heart, passion, and above all - creativity!

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I'm not interested in chess prodigies.