Glyneth Plowstrolls

'94 Anchor Baby 🇵🇹🇺🇸 / NH Native / Father of 👧👦🐶🐱/ Creative / Gamer / Twitch Affiliate / QC / Mediocre at Best / Punch Nazis Hail Satan / (He/Him)

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

Nothing like a balanced breakfast to get you through the day.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

There are 3 types of GTA Fans.
- Rascist/Bigot: Afraid of Latino CoverGirl
- Poor/Unemployed: Crying about Price Tags
- Actual Fan: Knew/assumed all of this from the start and will still buy it regardless of Internet cry babies.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

"NoThInG kIlLeD tHe GtAvI hYpE fAsTeR tHaN RoC-"
STFU! You unemployed children are what's killing the hype. Rockstar doesn't owe you anything. Don't wanna pay the price tag? Don't want a digital only game? Don't buy it! Super simple. Cope and Seeth.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

@ani_meme25 @Cyffer21 I mean it looked like the V-Virus killed him, but not even 10 minutes later he got right back up. So I'm sure a VERY short sleeper-hold wouldn't do the job either.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

"My name is Mothers Milk because I took care of a baby bird."

Unlikely. They probably would have called you MAMMA BIRD...
Your name was Mother's Milk because you hogtied your mom and kept her in the basement to drink MOTHERS MILK
How dumb are the writers of #TheBoys ?

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

Rep. Drew Roach (MN) just voted "No" on a bill that would ban the use of AI to generate CP... If that's not a cause for an FBI Hard Drive search idk what is.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

People who have never worked a real day in their lives say...

[ORION @orioninc_ng]

@kirawontmiss Is everyone in this comment section stupid?… man just burnt down someone’s sweat and yall are in support of it just because the idiot isn’t getting enough???

Why can’t he fucking leave and go start up something himself?

Is this generation really this cursed and dumb?

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

What kind of scumbag virgin-guard, fucktard hacks into a little girls Roblox and takes all her "adopt-me" pets?

If you're out there. I wish you a life of misery and constant anal hemorrhaging, you absolute garbage person.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

The Melting of the Snow is a special time of the year. It's when the winter gods reward you for your patience and perseverance of the cold harsh weather. This year I got an ENTIRE Beef'n Cheddar sandwich from Arby's! #Blessed 🙏🕊️

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

@PlayApex Apex sucks. This Gundam collaboration is the biggest slap in the face for every Titanfall fan. Keep raking in millions from all the morons and their "need" for cosmetics.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

@HYPERMYSTx You know what would make this colab better. If it was actually in the game with the giant robots and not the "Raid mommy's purse battle royal trash heap simulator". Let Apex die already and just release Titanfall 3 imho.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

Huh. Giant Robots in Apex Legends?! They should just make that the whole game...
... Wait a minute!

[Apex Legends @PlayApex]

Gundam is coming to Wildcard.
You've got 90 seconds.
Keep up.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

Not my proudest fap, @SquanchGames

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For the first time in a year. Overwatch has FINALLY passed Marvel Rivals in Active Play Count. Thanks Hello Kitty?

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

Dude wtf?! Judas keeps selling me out to the Romans for 30 silver! What companion quest do I have to complete to stop this from happening? https://t.co/rwSrIjo17j

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

@80sNerdBurner Lol ok, dork.

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

If there was ever anyone who deserved to be Doxxed it's this cowardly ICE "Officer". This PoS should never be left alone or forgiven. #FORGOOD

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

ICE: *shoots random mom in the face*

MAGA: 👇

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

#FORGOOD

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

ICE shot a woman in the face in Minnesota, and I'm just stuck here asking, "at what point do the 'good guys' step in?"
https://t.co/GOBBvd2tf4

[Glyneth Plowstrolls @Dadfite]

He looks like he's had a lot of practice posing next to starving/malnourished individuals.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Noah Schnapp shares photo with Ariana Grande at tonight’s Critics Choice Awards.