C.Guy

writer, musician, podcaster, all things mma, shit talker, Stoned/Blazed

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

King Fuckin’ Green! There’s a little King Green in all of us from time to time. I win a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos and celebrate like I’m King Green with double birds flying for ever wants some! Win a pickleball game and I’m flexing on em like a buff Kangaroo #UFC329

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

C-Rod is now B-Minus-Rod. He left Hyder Amil staring at the sun. Idk Amil’s origin story, but they say when u die with ur eyes open, u deserved it. Homie nailed the #MayceeBarberChallenge #UFCVegas119

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

I knew Baghdasaryan was fooked when he came out rocking the Trae Young puberty fade. Homie got put in a spine guillotine. Its crazy he wasn’t crawling out the cage after like Rick James after getting the shit kicked out of his legs by Charlie Murphy #UFCVegas119

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Vinicius Oliveira is a future BMF title challenger. Put it on wax. That second round was a wild ride. He was just mashing buttons during that 50-punch finishing sequence. This guy put all his attribute points into offense. He’s a human Haduken #UFCVegas119

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

The fight Topuria fought last night was the MMA version of how the Spurs played in the second half of game four #UFCFreedom250

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

@PetesQtrLifeCrs Shattered what little was remaining of his face. Complete savagery

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Topuria quit. That’s the thing about being in a real fight for the first time against a real savage on the biggest stage. Topuria had never experienced that kind of darkness before. That Gaethje darkness. Nothing can prepare u unless u’ve been there before #UFCWhiteHouse

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Most people (me included) thought Chimaev was that guy, and we found out he isnt. We thought Topuria was that guy, and we found out he isnt. Justin Gaethje is that guy #UFCWhiteHouse

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Topuria wants out. He’s getting Garthje’d #UFCFreedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse

[LINESTAR DFS & PROPS @LineStarApp]

The record is set. 🎵

UFC Freedom 250 picks are locked in:
Topuria TKO Rd.3
Gane Decision
O'Malley Decision
Ruffy TKO Rd.2
Nickal TKO Rd.3
Lopes RNC Rd.1

Side A only hits different.
🖤 Picks via @DadHallOfFamer
#UFC250 #UFCPicks #DFS

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

@LineStarApp 🔥🔥🔥

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

@Tambo1987 Perez punked out. Started getting his ass cracked and looked for a way out. I thought he would handle Mudaerji

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

@LineStarApp No fooking body

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Worst reign ever - Comic Book Guy voice #UFC328

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

@Tambo1987 Then ur having a good night too homie haha

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

I might be high but it looks like Chimaev gassed after round 1 #UFC328

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Joshua Van is a motherf**ker on some Delonte West type-shit. He’s gonna hold that belt for a while #UFC328

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

How the fook did Taira survive the third round? He actually got stronger after taking that beating and finished strong. And now he just got a takedown!? #UFC328

[C.Guy @DadHallOfFamer]

Bad day at the office for Buckley like the Captain of the Titanic. Out-struck by 230!? U gotta powder up like Lebron’s pregame ritual and Power Slap ya self after that #UFC328