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@joerogan Get Scott Wolter on your show already bro!

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@espn Bottom line. He missed a fucking layup to win the game.

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@elonmusk Too bad you don't know-a-guy!

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@Santos4Congress Wait. Does that mean you will resign? I'm confused.

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@ImJohnOHurley Here comes some RANK!

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@JackPosobiec Not surprising. Trump literally wants to bang his own daughter so...

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@RobMaaddi I am looking everywhere for updates. Anything new???

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@BuffaloBills All of Patriots Nation is with you. Praying for a full and complete recovery.

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@davidleavitt @elonmusk Eat a dick.

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@elonmusk Are you losing your mind or have you always been this batshit crazy?

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@elonmusk Yeah! Fuck that guy that has dedicated his life to protecting humanity from infectious diseases! He should have tried to build rockets and colonize Mars with neculear weapons like a REAL genius!

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I told my wife that she needs to embrace her mistakes, so...

She gave me a hug.

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@elonmusk Looks like he lost his password.

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@RepMTG Start packing your shit. Trump is the new Green Kryptonite and all your eggs are in his basket.

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@Markus_Hex_ @benshapiro @lexfridman We'll discuss this when you calm down.

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@Markus_Hex_ @benshapiro @lexfridman Apparently a subject you cannot comprehend. Never mind.

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@DigginBritt Good to see you are OK! No posts on instgram or Youtube for 2 years, I was starting to worry! Alot of people were!

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@lexfridman Don't give it to Elon, make him pay for it!

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@Markus_Hex_ @benshapiro @lexfridman She's not going to date you. Give it up.

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@JeffChurchill @benshapiro @lexfridman How can you not be a fan of Lex?