Dad Jokes Australia

Dad Jokes for anyone interested in the unfunny and groan worthy humour. Affiliated with Dad Jokes Australia on Facebook.

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I’ve just streamed the new Bohemian Rhapsody film, but I think it was filmed by someone in the cinema.

I can’t make out what’s going on, I just see a little silhouette of a man

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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Snail walks into a bar, barman kicks him out.

4 weeks later the snail walks in and asks 'what was that for?' 😐

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I got fired from my job as a cameraman.
I couldn't focus on my work.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A hippo is heavy and a zippo is a little lighter.

[Dr. Matthew James Gray @majagray75]

@mpjensen @DadJokesOZ @Dadsaysjokes Have you thought of taking up blindfolded archery?
... seriously, you don't know what you're missing.

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Got talking to a lumberjack in a pub.

He was a decent feller 😐

[Michael Jensen @mpjensen]

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Saw an ad for Mail Sorters at Australia Post - but what about Femail Sorters?

#EEO #PutOutYourDadJokesForFathersDay

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Did you know that the rulers of Rome only met once a week?

That was enough forum.

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I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the twenty-fifth time! Wow, it's a great way of earning legitimate cash!

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My electric toothbrush ran out of charge this morning...

So I had to use my acoustic one.

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I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades.

Cheapskates.

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I was in the city and a couple of guys asked me where they could get some coke, ice and cones apparently McDonalds wasn’t the right answer.

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Why is the sand wet?

Because the Sea Weed 😐

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What will Prince Harry’s wife say every time she walks into Buckingham Palace?

Hello it’s Megan

#RoyalWedding2018

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If Whitney Houston married Gene Pitney, she’d be Whitney Pitney

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Need to build an ark?

I Noah guy