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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

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Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

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"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault." -Phoebe

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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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"Here come the meat sweats." -Joey

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"I got off the plane." -Rachel

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"Phoebe. That's P, as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bebe, and E as in 'Ello there mate." -Phoebe

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!" -Joey

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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"This is brand-new information!" -Phoebe

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Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

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I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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"Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!" -Joey