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I once lost my wedding ring for three weeks in a sleeve of cookies.

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dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"

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yehhhhh welcome to opening weekend of the @lacountyfair

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The Quinceanera https://t.co/ACDYYm2nMJ

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Headed to College https://t.co/DX6UcUYJpF

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@mommyfollies @PBCFR oh noooo!

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wife just accused me of buying crappy low quality wrapping paper and I told her I’m like the “Money Ball” of families and I like to keep the soda money on the field…

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13: about half of dad’s jokes are actually funny..

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wore suspenders this week- teen daughter told her friends that’s my “statement” piece

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Keith Richards: My Long Life Inspiration As I Tackle Treatment #8 https://t.co/qCzPpQ2C8F

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@VegasMaggie Thank you @VegasMaggie

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The Scope Of Things: my bladder cancer update https://t.co/bUlPXnt1l7

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13 waking up: “THESE are the eyes of a tired child. I want you to SOAK them in and realize YOU did this to me”

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5 Lessons As A New Cancer Fighter https://t.co/wbibCKRVR2

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https://t.co/mMzmuz7BoQ

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Opening The Door To My Heart https://t.co/3kF0jAHEAU

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My Bladder Cancer Battle: The Text Chime Which Could Change It All https://t.co/dcExmV0vmr

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Bladder Cancer: the unexpected curveball 2020 threw my way https://t.co/zad0yzVdpM

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your honor,
I see no evidence of candy wrappers ANYWHERE other than the one lonely Milk Duds box so clearly it WASN’T me who ate all that other Halloween candy. I rest my case.

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I wrote this FIVE years ago lamenting why it’s so unusual and important when Halloween falls on a weekend.. I talk about 2020 and the next time we’d get the chance for one

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And we're officially terrified. https://t.co/hQroXRWN34

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Cancer: The Walking Contradiction https://t.co/W1bT8lau6f