Ness's dad

Proud father of @NessMothaFucka

main: @cucumber5511

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[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@NessMothaFucka im not mad son, i just wanna know whos spine it was

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@NessMothaFucka and so i left her

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

y'know, the problem with getting a girlfriend for me is that like
who wants to date a phone
because the mcdonalds is used to me so i dont look weird there, but everywhere else, people look at me funny

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@CosmicDestr0y3r @pkpro16 @Giygas13 @NinttMothaFucka @NessMothaFucka @ZachMaskedMerch no

give me back my child thank you very much

he is not yours

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@NessMothaFucka
You have your own town now, apparently

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

uh oh

i have a fire extinguisher and 911 ready, you cant set my house on fire, bitch

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@NessMothaFucka this is true

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

my character
-father of funny child
-phone

[Ness @NessMothaFucka]

my character
-funny child
-not actually a funny child

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@M6Modds @NessMothaFucka Good.
interdimensional brats don't get mcdonalds

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

Whats a dilf, and why did someone call me one

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@Sweet_Pistols in all my years of life, i have never seen something so horrendous

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@KumatoraInOnnet @M6Modds @biggoseige @Teddymothafucka @Ana_Mother1 @LloydMothaFucka @LucasMothaFucka @actualkumatora @TazmilyArtist @NessMothaFucka @PaulaMothaFucka @PositiveDuster @NinteMothaFucka @KCl4u5 @CfromTazmily @pickyminch @AloysiusMinch @tracyminch i have been called

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@TheMotherAwards NOOOOOO

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@NessMothaFucka tell teddy he can shove it, i went into a coma and im 98% sure its his fault

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

what the fuck, who put me into a coma

anyways i woke up i guess
time to go cause some havoc once more

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@Isaiah_mark_2 @ms__marshmallow uh well.. you see... just... uh, look at the original post, and you'll see.
i mean, i guess if you think about it, im technically sort of a robot since i have a phone for a head so....

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@ms__marshmallow @Isaiah_mark_2 im very confused

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@ms__marshmallow well i mean.. uh.. is.. it getting hot in here or what...? haha... i ... uh, gotta go... to... the store! yeah... uh... bye

[Ness's dad @DadMothaaFucka]

@coolskeleduo oh shit, alrighty then