God I Chuck Shurley

I existed at at the dawn of time and brought all things into existence with @MomOfAllAngels standing faithfully at my side.

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels He enjoys all aspects his wife including her shy nature as he continues to enjoy his coffee. "I took the liberty of acquiring your Valentine's Day gift early."

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels He smiles with delight before accepting the cup to sip the sweet liquid within it. "It is perfect just like my wife."

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

Me when I have not enjoyed my morning coffee yet. https://t.co/skrHf01dQW

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@HerAngelicWings @MomOfAllAngels "You know that you can always return home anytime because I will never be the type of father to hold a grudge against my offspring."

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels @HerAngelicWings "We have a large family and it seems that I should remodel Heaven to accommodate everyone."

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@HerAngelicWings :: I know that some people are touchy about it but I think that it is an honor when someone is added to the bio of another person.

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels -door slowly swings open at their approach to allow them entry to search for their son. Crowley remains a few steps behind them due to his fear of the place before saying, "I did my job of guiding you two here so I should skedaddle before things get even creepier in here."

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@MomOfAllAngels God stares at the cage in silence for a moment as he remembers how he imprisoned his son in it long ago to protect the rest of creation from Lucifer's jealousy toward humanity but the cage was far from infallible and he knew it. God takes his wife gently by the hand as the cage-

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@HerAngelicWings :: Sure, go right ahead.

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@MomOfAllAngels -that the place is in chaos without a strong leader right now so getting around will be much easier for us so let's get this done, eh?"

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels "I am not fond of working with the omnipotent parents of the universe but I have no choice." Crowley retorts in a voice laced with mild sarcasm before making a gesture with his hand to create a swirling red portal next to them. "We can use this to travel to Hell but the rumor is-

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@MomOfAllAngels -disdain for anyone that is even remotely associated with the ethereal couple and their domain.

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@MomOfAllAngels "I am not doing this for my health because the last thing that I need is trouble with your uppity lot in Heaven so it is in my best interest to guide you to your kid and be done with it." Crowley retorts to her with a fiery glow in his amber eyes that mirrors the demon's obvious-

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels -steps forward to say, "I assume that there is no catch to your aid...no hidden fee...no fine print?" to which Crowley shakes his head to say, "I am doing this as a favor to The King and Queen of Heaven."

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels Crowley dusts a bit of dirt from his clothes before saying, "I will help you get your kid back for personal reasons because this is perfect for my campaign to help me move up the ranks down there." although God is a bit skeptical of his sudden cooperative attitude with them. God-

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@MomOfAllAngels -and Dean, but I thought that you two were above this stuff."

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@MomOfAllAngels "Alright, alright! I will help you as long as you get rid of this trap when our business is done!" Crowley yells at them before bouncing off of the invisible border of the trap in a futile attempt to escape his imprisonment. "I expected this crap from those two chuckleheads, Sam-

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels -help us because this trap cannot be broken by anyone or anything except us. I am certain that no one will come looking for you for the next...hmm...few thousand years...right, love?"

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@MomOfAllAngels God remains stoically silent with his arms clasped firmly behind his back as he watches the conversation between his wife and the trapped demon until he steps forward to calm his wife than turns to their prisoner to say, "Crowley, our son will remain safe in his bed and you will-

[God I Chuck Shurley @DadOfAllAngels]

@MomOfAllAngels -pester me instead of some lower class demon that has nothing better to do than be a damn stooge. I am certain that one of you is responsible for kidnapping that Sandaion kid recently so the deal is that you bring him back to Hell and I /might/ consider helping you."