“Is this seat taken?”
“Yes, by my support ghost.”
“A what?”
“Susan accompanies me so that I’ll feel safe.”
“You can’t save a seat for your imaginary friend, snowflake.”
“Don’t sit there. She’s not imaginary. And not my friend, so much as...”
“My...chest...hurts.”
”My bodyguard.”
Trump said Americans seized airports from the British during the Revolutionary War. In fairness, we have to remember that the current American president is in fact a confirmed moron.
Attendance is not attention. You learn what you pay attention to. Teaching students how to manage their own attention is far more valuable than forcing them to listen by requiring them to be in the room and banning devices.
Stoked to be awarded as MSFT Regional Director among less than 200 individuals world wide. Looking forward to this two-year engagement acting in a non-paid advisory capacity with Microsoft engineers and senior leadership team, which includes @satyanadella https://t.co/hzl0QJrqfB
The #NintendoSwitch anniversary sale has begun! Earthlock is 55% off! 🙌 Plz share!!
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We're in love with this LEGO tribute to Opportunity from user Smazmats on Reddit. They've even included instructions on how to build one at home. 😪♥️ (you can see the instructions here https://t.co/eM5PuMbNwy)
📷: Smazmats/Reddit
I år bestemmer norske politikere budsjettet for vår videre deltakelse i @esa . Den europeiske romorganisasjonen er sentral i utviklingen av Norge som romnasjon. Ministermøtet #Space19+ vil bli avgjørende for Norges fremtid i rommet. https://t.co/Ilvf1cJady @NFdep
I saw zombies biting Santa Claus
Underneath a winter moon last night
He didn’t adapt well
To necromantic hell
Zombies gathered round as
Old St. Nick tripped and fell
I saw zombies biting Santa Claus
Santa joined their side
We gotta run and hide
Zombie Santa’s hunting us tonight
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.