Jesus’ dad, Darius Rucker

Mitch Hedberg had it right. Your dad. (parody)

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@fentanylbrownie Doesn’t sound minor

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@voidedintern Weird freak

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@Loughy Dan Clark is objectively a terrible “journalist” if you even wanna call him that

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@nextmajorgenre @unusual_whales Trickle down tripped the national debt. I don’t know how much worse it can be man

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@DanClarkSports Shut up dude lol

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@MattBrownEP No, all microtransactions are the scum of the earth. UT is why we are here.

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@Aobius Isn’t it an IRA and doesn’t FAFSA exclude IRAs?

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@KarenFOrlando @TylerGarner2032 @richschellhase @jeremymbarr Why are you not at all concerned that a man who is supposed to help run the country is frail, and clearly dying?

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@Razorback_LPC @PpollingNumbers Disingenuous faggot. You could care less about the success of this country, just owning the libs

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@PlayStation Slop

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@TotallyNoAlex I think when Gunther dies, it will be a net positive on society and social media as a whole

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@GaryD977 @ketgoblin1635 Stop watching porn

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@afgmeh @chiweethedog Howling mutant too

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@MikeNellis Because that loser knows anyone that watches Fox News believes it 100%, and they will not fact check it whatsoever

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@BigLeagueDigest “Kiebert Ruiz trying to hold back his Venezuelan country man”

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@0xRuzy Guy who does nothing but make shitty pottery, smoke pot and mid comedies saying this is rich.

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@Acyn No one wants to go to a glorified 4-H convention

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@JoelSchamber @TMZ No one’s stopping you from heading out to the fair brother

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@SenBillCassidy Pussy

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@Bryce_DD @OldRoboCop @glenn_tunes Take the aripiprazole man