Chris Hootwills

THINGS I LIKE: Me obviously...I'm ace...my kids...yep...they're ok too...my wonderful other half Peta Jane...@Chvrches, comedy, my cats & beer.

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Does Emma Hayes realise that she can be seen on tv?...surprised she didn't have a fag hanging out of her mouth!
#Itvsport
#ENGCRO

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@fesshole Went home and bashed the bishop to celebrate...
4 times!

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Not only are the BBC hosting the world cup from Salford, they're also broadcasting a Radio commentary on the TV and the lead commentator is an awful cliché laden sports version of Smashie or Nicey! ( both tbh).
Please stop!
#BELEGY

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@BoxingNow_ They touched bellies...obviously they're gay now!

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Even Glenn Hoddle thinks Lee Dixon's an annoying prick on commentary!
#QATSUI
#ITV

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@fesshole For fuck sake!...sorry, I meant crumbs!

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@otokyo Tomatoes?

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@80s_Kidz Small dick and Ball cock!

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Great match of darts...whoever you support just remember this...Paul Nicholson WAS NOT commentating, which basically makes us all winners!
#Littler
#Price
#PLDarts
#Skysports
#DartsFinal

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@tcumminsap Going all over the tv may of avoided this whole pickle.

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Just asking...Are we raising a glass to Scott Mills tonight?
#Eurovisión2026

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@ChrisMasonBBC Have a day off...literally, take a day off mate.

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@Sweettalkin53 (Never a frown) with Gordon Brown

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Not sure if Kim knows quite what's going on...not unlike The Menace sometimes tbh.
#thechase

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@Lord_Sugar @bbceastenders Oh ffs!...Who's Nigel?...btw I've been passing all evening...they've all been nasty enders.
##EastEnders

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@IMDb No.

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@NadaAJones I'm neither, why am I seeing this shit?

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@jdbliss And Justin's will be I 💜 BJ...and we'll know why it's purple.

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@CabinCuties @fesshole Yeah, or your childhood home where you done most of your best work!

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Fucking hell, that's a bit extreme!
Poor Sara Cox.
#Radio2
#BreakfastShow
#Replacement