Andrew Bishop

Dad. Yeah. And I like to make stuff with code. :)

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

Star Wars Cake: Wampa versus stormtroopers. Who will win?

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@JoshuaKGoldberg @LearningTSBook Nice! Congratulations

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@CityofKyleTX @TxDOT Is exit 217 closed in both directions or just North?

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@BekahsBytes 🙂

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@JoshuaKGoldberg Extra protein

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

When Elmo’s dad has a better take on the protests than most media outlets: “What we are seeing is people saying enough is enough. They want to end racism.”

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

There’s nothing I can say. My “privilege” is that I don’t really understand. I try to empathize but I’ve never experienced it. #ally #BlackLivesMatter

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@oliverzheng I think yours is cute. There definitely are ugly babies out there but I hope no parents think that about theirs.

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@AdamTReineke @nytimes @seattletimes Seattle Times Digital is a good price and you can get the Sunday print paper for free.

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

According to WebMD I'm either suffering from a bad headache or I have a brain hemmorage.

[Jaleesa Johnson @jaleesajohnson_]

Have we tried turning America off and turning it back on?

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@JoshuaKGoldberg @AdamTReineke @JenMsft @sway He probably died when the volcano on the right erupted

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

Listening to old people at Starbucks is simultaneously funny and disturbing. Mostly disturbing, though.

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@AdamTReineke What printer did you use?

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

I've recently started reading books in the #Cosmere universe by @BrandSanderson. I was hooked by the second chapter of the first #Mistborn book down. On to book 2! #teamvin

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

Can anyone explain why I keep reading the news? I remember enjoying the newspaper and looking forward to the 5 o'clock news. RIP my young innocent self.

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@JoshuaKGoldberg

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@Mariners @TMobilePark @AlaskaAir When Edgar and Tino Martinez wore T-shirts to tell fans that they weren't brothers. Great sense of humor!

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@BekahsBytes Bummer. Well hopefully the construction won't last too long.

[Andrew Bishop @Dadstart]

@BekahsBytes Do you have noise-canceling headphones? That's the only way I can work while half of the Microsoft Redmond campus is being demolished/refreshed.