Sheriff Stilinski.

One's an incident, two's a coincidence...three's a party. Pattern. I meant pattern. --- #Melinski. @MomToAnAlpha's my scrub goddess. [#apneacutie. | #apnea.]

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Cool dad you wish you had, who still has hair left to cut.

#Apnea alt.

RT or I'll throw you in a cell.

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < what you mean.

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < well, flawed, quirked or not, I really wouldn't rather have Stiles any other way. Scott, either.]]

I know exactly >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < conversation--I find my lips tugging into a slight grin when I hear her response. It's the perfect reply. Because, >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < I could enjoy some bacon fat.

When our sons and my 'trading them off' joke is brought back to light in our >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < tone...well, maybe not so impatient. I really needed them to come back so that Melissa could send them off again and >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < forward to soon.]]

Man, those kids couldn't get back here fast enough...

[[I stated in a playfully impatient >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < leaning back against the stiff pillows now that I know I've got a sandwich and some sweet, sweet Jello to look >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < after just having been shot.]]

I don't think I give you enough credit, Melissa McCall...

[[I sighed, comfortably >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < bonus points for pointing out my handsome face. That was always a nice touch when you were lying in a hospital bed >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < man--and, Jello, too. Of course Melissa didn't forget to put some Jello on the list for me. And, I had to give her >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < help ease the ache of my injured shoulder, but I felt like I was falling in love. That's what bacon could do for a >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < sandwich and slapping on some bacon for me.

Maybe it was the drugs and painkillers I was being pumped full of to >

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < This was the perfect woman. At my side to make sure I was okay and in good health, and then going to get me a >

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[[When Melissa had repeated the word 'bacon', which I made sure to stress my want and /need/ of, I let out a groan. >

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@SpazWithABat || Sure, shoot me a DM

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WCW-- @MomToAnAlpha

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WCW -- @MomToAnAlpha

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < warrants me a free pass, but Lord knows that he’ll try and confiscate it from me anyhow...hey, you wanna trade sons?

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[[@MomToAnAlpha.]] < bacon and don’t tell Stiles. I should be okay to eat pig-fat if I’m lying in a hospital bed, I think that that >