My Dad Wrote A Porno Out Of Context

My Dad Wrote A Porno Out Of Context... The one liners from Alice, James and Jamie the make us all howl with laughter

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@WoestKonijn It is :)) like “He’s behind you” and “Oh no you didn’t” etc… watch out for some corker lines :))

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To those who don’t know the beautifully British tradition of a Pantomime. It’s basically a slapstick kinda play, only found at Christmas time. It’s very energetic and bright. Men play female roles (except the princess etc) and the women play male roles. Hope that helps ✌🏻

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@WoestKonijn A panto is basically a slapstick play… they can be based on stories like Snow White or Cinderella etc Its usually very energetic and bright :))

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Christmas special part 1 out now! What’s everyone’s thoughts? Who is going to be the lead in this amazing Panto!!

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You’ve been voting on Insta and the classic ep we’ll be listening to tonight is...S3E8 ‘A F*cking Good Time’

Get mixing your cocktails and we’ll see you here tonight where we’ll be pressing play at 8pm GMT #PornoParty

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As a relative newcomer to @DadWroteOOC I couldn’t help thinking this could be Belinda’s German relatives? Now having to explain to the folks what MDWAP over breakfast!!

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In light of the incident at London Bridge on Friday, we have decided to postpone our final episode. Due to the nature of the content, Chapter 13 of ‘Belinda Blinked 5’ will now be released on Monday 9th December. Our thoughts are with all those affected. Team Porno x

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When @FlintstoneRocky is just amazing! I salute you sir!!

[Bob Bob @just_bobbob]

person: what you listening to?
me: a podcast
person: what’s it about?

my brain:
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me: My Dad Wrote a Porno
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The cliffhanger has made the frickin' news. Beware: spoilers lie within...

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James: “He is a chode of a man stomping around the place” ~ S1 Ep5

And no he isn’t talking about Trump 😂

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Alice: “Has he *Rocky* spent time in Yankville” ~ S1 ep5 #mydadwroteaporno

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James: “This has gone from sexy to sex Ed” ~S1 Ep4

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Jamie “Next time you feel like your tits are waiting you’ll know by the nipple” ~ S1 Ep4