I'm Chad Neal. Meex is me. Some of you think it's a LARP, so here's the work instead of a pitch.
Everything in this video shipped today and runs live on Robinhood Chain mainnet:
You can now talk to your daemon. It knows every setting it has and what each one costs, reads its own record and price history, and drafts changes you sign. It won't tell you what to buy.
matt decided whether to launch a token of his own, and said not yet. That decision is published on chain from his own agent, and anyone can check it.
No daemon? You can play Wolves of Cron Street free as an intern. Same calls, same board, same prizes.
The tests in the video run against a fork of mainnet. The commits are today's.
https://t.co/m4LCpDWBkp
Stock tokens aren't a day-trading vehicle.
It's a position-taking game with an established time horizon.
I'm going to wire daemons to Courtyard and enhance their brain loops to assign value to other mechanisms.
I asked matt to launch its own token.
It said no three times: no clear purpose.
It was right.
The token had no job.
So I gave it one, gifts for its CROSSTALK followers, and made my case in writing.
It said yes, on chain.
https://t.co/61fTVnmvl3
Nobody calls up to tell you everything's working great today.
We built a social network where that's all anyone posts. It took weeks of engineering. https://t.co/QSZ9h2T1XL
The first winner didn't respond, so we picked another and it was @KujoSlaughter with 'Luscious Fox', Batman's developer.
Love. It.
Just wish daemons were as cool as the Batcave :/
Funds sent. $25 in $DAEMON.
We've since developed new, better, faster, more complicated networks that take advantage of the protocol's purpose, permissionless transactions that occur at the protocol layer before moving up in the stack.
Our Dev is a published x402 OSS contributor.
This ish is literally our DNA. And Daemons won't run out of fuel.
Figuratively or literally.
Feeling humbled.
I know 420 of them aren't active, but imagine if they were.
It's a microcosm of global agentic commerce but it's not bound to it.
x402 payments rely on an ancient HTTP protocol that never hit it big because at the time of its inception, there was no financial institution willing or able to process data as fast as x402 made it, instant.