Department of Agriculture (Philippines)

let's plant plants, more rice, evidences, and memes for a better Philippines!
Phone: [phone] to 64 | 8273-2474
Addr: Elliptical Road,QC
SATIRE/PARODY

[Department of Agriculture (Philippines) @DAGovPH]

경애하는 최고령도자 봉봉 로무알데스 마르코스동지 따라 이 땅우에 사회주의강국을 일떠세우자!

Let us build a powerful socialist nation on this land under Respected Supreme Leader Comrade Ferdinand "Bongbong" Romualdez Marcos !

[Bongbong Marcos @bongbongmarcos]

For this very important occasion, I have just administered the oath of office for the Secretary --- for the new Secretary of the Department of Agriculture Francisco Laurel who is standing here next to me.

And, this is because it is time that we have found somebody who understands very well the problems that agriculture is facing and the reason for the timing --- I'd like also to put a little background to it --- the reason for the timing is that now, we are confident, Secretary Kiko and I are confident that we have a fair understanding, a good understanding of what it is that needs to be done, what are the problems.

And the reason that I held on to the position of Secretary of Agriculture was that I truly believe and I think I was proven right that there are many things that only a president could do and the problems were so important and were so deep that I felt that the authority.

That the authority and the, I suppose moral suasion of a president was necessary for us to be able to figure out and it really was. Agriculture is a much, much more complicated thing than most people understand.

But we have come to that point where we have a very good idea of what needs --- where the problems lie and what we need to do to solve those problems.

So, before I go any further. Perhaps, I would like to ask our new Secretary to say a few words.

PBBM: Kaya ito. I'm very happy to have been able to announce this new appointment of one of the most important departments in our government at... Ito parang isinama na natin 'yung ating pinag-uusapan dati na lagi natin --- ang pagtingin natin sa ating private sector ay partner sa lahat ng mga ating gagawin. Kaya naman ang pagpasok ni Secretary Laurel sa kanyang position na Department of Agriculture Secretary ay para na natin sinama dahil matagal na siya sa industriya ng fisheries.

Nagsimula siya sa pangingisda ngunit 'yung mga iba't ibang panig ng agrikultura ay napasukan na niya kaya't nauunawaan niya, hindi lamang kung ano 'yung problema kung hindi ang mga solusyon sa problemang 'yun at bukod pa roon, kilala na niya ang mga tao, 'yung tinatawag na mga expert na mga professional ay kilala na niya at malapit, madali niyang lapitan para magtulungan para nga mabigyan, matugunan at mabigyan ng solusyon ang mga problema sa larangan ng agrikultura.

Nag-uusap kami --- ang bago talaga na hindi natin --- na hamon na hindi pa natin naramdaman sa buong kasaysayan ng tao ay ang climate change.

At, ito talaga ay --- siyempre, alam naman ninyo 'yung panahon talagang 'yan ang inaasahan ng ating mga magsasaka tsaka mangingisda kaya't wala naman tayong kontrol diyan kaya't kailangan talaga makapag-isip tayo ng mga bagong sistema, mga bagong istratehiya upang ito naman ay mabigyan natin ng solusyon at hindi pahirapan ang taong-bayan.

Kaya't malaki ang trabahong ibinigay ko sa ating bagong Kalihim at handa naman kaming lahat, hindi lamang sa pamahalaan, kung hindi pati na sa private sector na siya'y tulungan dahil naging kaibigan na rin natin ito. Matagal ko ng kilala si Secretary Laurel.

I've known since we were boys. So, malakas ang loob na ma-i-appoint siya kasi kilala ko pagkatao niya. Alam ko napakasipag nito, unang-una. Pangalawa, nauunawaan niya nang mabuti ang sistema ng agrikultura dito sa Pilipinas.

Kaya't inaasahan natin lahat na he will do a very good job.

Maraming, maraming salamat.

[latestchika.com @latest_chika]

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[DZRH NEWS @dzrhnews]

Sulit Rice at Nutri Rice, mabibili na sa Kadiwa centers, istasyon ng tren, at ilang pamilihan ngayong Enero - @DAGovPH | RH 14 @leth_narciso, DZRH News

#Balansyado

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[PCAF @DA_PCAF]

#PCAFStories | Kicking off the new year, PCAF welcomes Evangeline Cabarrios as the newest employee under the General Services Section (GSS) of the Administrative, Financial, and Management Division.
Cabarrios was sworn in as Administrative Assistant II on January 2, 2025 by OIC-Executive Director Julieta Opulencia.
Witnessing the oath-taking ceremony were OIC-Deputy Executive Director Cyril Soliaban and GSS Chief Celso Mateo, Jr.
#DA #PCAF #MasaganangAgrikultura #MaunladNaEkonomiya #BagongPilipinas

[Department of Agriculture (Philippines) @DAGovPH]

@raniagustin 모든 힘을 집중하여 더 많은 쌀을 생산하자!

Let us concentrate all efforts on producing much more rice!
Great Leader Marshall @.bongbongmarcos is gonna secure us more rice from more sister states for the next #BagongLipunan/#BagongPilipinas revolution!

https://t.co/2MROlS8Tiz

[Department of Agriculture (Philippines) @DAGovPH]

@raniagustin 모든 힘을 집중하여 더 많은 쌀을 생산하자!

Let us concentrate all efforts on producing much more rice!
Great Leader Marshall @.bongbongmarcos is gonna secure us more rice from more sister states for the next #BagongLipunan/#BagongPilipinas revolution!

https://t.co/2MROlS8Tiz

[Bongbong Marcos @bongbongmarcos]

Ngayong araw, ipinagdiriwang natin ang isang tagumpay para sa bawat Pilipino. Bumagsak ang inflation sa 3.3% ngayong Agosto mula sa 4.4% noong Hulyo.

By reducing rice tariffs, we brought rice inflation down from 20.9% to 14.7%, and meat inflation also eased from 4.8% to 4.0%, na malaking ginhawa para sa pang araw-araw na gastusin ng mga pamilya.

Palalawakin pa natin ang 𝗞𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗪𝗔 𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗼 program sa Visayas at Mindanao. Makatutulong ito sa pagsigurong abot-kaya ang bilihin para sa nakararaming Pilipino. Kasabay nito, sinimulan na rin natin ang controlled roll out ng 𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 [𝗔𝗦𝗙] vaccine para sa sapat na pork supply at para maiwasan ang “price hike” sa karne ng baboy. Ang ating mga aksyon para sa mas matatag na presyo ng transportasyon at gasolina ay nakatulong din sa pagpapagaan ng pasanin ng ating mga kababayan.

These are concrete steps we’re taking to make sure that the 𝘽𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙨 we promised is felt where it matters most—at home.

Patuloy ang trabaho. Ipagpapatuloy natin ang pag-usad upang matiyak na makakamtan ng bawat Pilipino ang mas komportableng buhay—sa pamamagitan ng dekalidad na trabaho at murang bilihin. Para sa bawat Pilipino, para sa 𝘽𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙋𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙨! 🇵🇭

[Department of Agriculture (Philippines) @DAGovPH]

@raniagustin 모든 힘을 집중하여 더 많은 쌀을 생산하자! Let us concentrate all efforts on producing much more rice!

Great Leader Marshall @.bongbongmarcos is gonna secure us more rice from Malaysia for the next #BagongLipunan/#BagongPilipinas revolution!

https://t.co/p7cORw6Yyg

[Department of Agriculture (Philippines) @DAGovPH]

위대한 페르디난드 에마누엘 에드랄린 마르코스-페르디난드 마르코스 주니어주의 만세!

Long live the Great Ferdinand Edralin Marcos Sr-Ferdinand Marcos Jr-ism!

[Angela Baron @_rainbowfighter]

@veeagainstdnorm Totally bookmarking this! 😄😄😄

[Vee, CPA (Chicken Pork Adobo) @LoeVeeeeeee]

@yerboikenjie @carlabrews I gave more than 10. And these 14 tweets are not enough to capture or summarize all my ante’s ✨kapanggapan sa buhay✨✨

[simply_clinton @Simply_Clinton]

@pinay_po_ako @KafosoMo The original purpose of the perfume is to hide their body odor. Even the fan was used to fan off their bad breath kasi wala pa toothbrush and oral hygiene in the past. Been watching this medieval fashion na layers ang clothing nila.

[Pink Warrior 🎯🏹 @FaithMclisse]

@WeTheNorthRaps_ @stpalgr @KafosoMo But surprisingly, sa Sri Lanka khit mahilig sla ng mga super anghang na food, d sla mbaho, prang mga pinoy lang, at d sla bad breath. In fact I luv their toothpaste, I even brought some home for my personal use & I love their cologne frm Ceylon Spa it smells so good d whole day.

[Nguyen Ho @NguyenHo1096438]

Democracies across the world need to be careful, cause China uses your strength against you. They make termites rotten the democratic system from within, using spies, NGO's, being funded by China. They disrupt developmental work, create chaos, eroding the legitimacy of govt. 3/5

[AltA2Z @AltA2ZChannel11]

people are dying Mendokoro

[TitoTok #HoldTheLine @TitoTok88]

They are the pioneers of PPOP, not SB19. Mahiya naman kayo!

[NewsWatch Plus PH @newswatchplusph]

LOOK: Senators pose for a class photo at the opening of the third regular session of the 19th Congress.

📸 Senator Risa Hontiveros/Facebook

[TAGAPAGMULAT 🇵🇭✊ @tagapagmulat]

Kung hindi pa nag-ingay ang publiko, mabibisto.

[Rappler @rapplerdotcom]

Senator Raffy Tulfo arrives for #SONA2024.

Tulfo topped the April 2024 presidential survey conducted by pollster Pulse Asia. He was statistically tied with Vice President Sara Duterte.

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

15.5 pct of Filipinos were poor in 2023: PSA https://t.co/AEoYq2SohH

[JR Santiago @oslecjunior]

This is why politicians and their spouses treat the SONA as a fashion show or an awards show.

The media is a willing accomplice and holds a lot of responsibility for this.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

“I mean, what has Kamala Harris even accomplished as Vice President anyway?!?”

I’m so glad you asked! Get comfortable🧵

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Cases against DeLima, Ressa, ABSCBN were all politically motivated.

The madman from Davao and his enablers should be made accountable.