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Wirral based ceiling fixer/dryliner

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@Dominos_UK those fries seriously need some work.
The cheesy ones were practically raw with some cheese melted on top, and the plain ones would've been OK if it was a proper potion size. 100% not worth the £5+ price.

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@InternetH0F The zip/buttons from every pair of trousers.
The fan from their fan oven.
The caps from all their spray cans.
One of the screws that holds the toilet seat in place.
The springs from their clicky pens.
One pin from each watch strap.

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@WHSmith @dubber31 @motorwayservice Would you also like Pauls inside leg measurement, his NI number, a chart showing the exact alignment of the stars at the precise moment of sale, and the cashiers mums maiden name??

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@dubber31 @WHSmith @motorwayservice That would've been chucked right back over the counter. All those pre-packed sarnies are the same. Put a bit of filling near the front, and nowhere else. Rip off!

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@TheGrungeScene Pearl Jam-Ten
Nirvana-Nevermind
STP-Core
Soundgarden-Superunknown
Mother Love Bone-Apple
Screaming Trees-Sweet Oblivion
My top 6. 👌

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@BBCTheOneShow @sarahbeeny Well that's bollocks. I once jumped off a bridge into the Grand Union Canal. I regretted doing it very soon after hitting the water.

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F*ck you Charlie.
F*ck your throne.
F*ck your £5 billion hat.
F*ck your golden carriage.
F*ck your inbred family.
F*ck your stolen wealth.
F*ck your "divine right".
F*ck your palaces.
F*ck your insane privilege.
F*ck the monarchy!!

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@nadhimzahawi Do you feel somehow hard done by here??

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@leathergregory I disagree. Blokes who have those tiny little manbags strapped to them (over one shoulder with the little pouch under the armpit) are way funnier.
45 year old, sliggtly overweight, occasional rucksack user.

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@UberFacts

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@Nigel_Farage I'd rather cut my own cock off and use it as a straw to suck tramps vomit from a rent boys arsehole than be anywhere with you.
#BerkshireHunt = #Cunt ...coincidence?

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@MrT 🤣🤣 what a load of old shite! 🤣🤣 do people actually believe this crap? Genuinely?

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@calvinrobinson Sinister and evil? Coming from a priest? The irony! 🤣🤣 #FuckReligion

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@AerLingus so....smoke in the cabin, causing an overnight delay and getting home around 30 hours late, doesn't warrant some sort of compensation or refund?? Absolute joke of a company!

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@Altavistagoogle @Jared_Carrabis You'd be surprised how many will stay up to watch.

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@BovadaOfficial Thats @RichardAyoade. I'm 99% certain.

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@cronicadejuano Here in he UK MLBtv decided we'll be blacked out of playoffs...2 days before playoffs. Need to subscribe to BT sports now if we want to watch.
Great way to grow the game eh? 👌

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@MattChorley 1. All variants of..."what I will say...", "what I would say...". Just f**king say it.
2. "Delivering". You're not Parcel-f**king-Force.
3. "Let me be clear" Go on then. Be f**king clear. For once.

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@MLBFanSupport do we get any kind of refund seeing as we're blacked out here in the UK for postseason??