Crypto-138

Hi, my name is Crypto, I enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversation, holding hands, romance novels, skinny dipping and anal probing puny humans.

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

I'm back! This time in the Sixties, baby! #LicencedToProbe

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Crypto is back with a license to probe!

Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed is coming soon to PC, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series S|X.

Read more: https://t.co/L0GYUyFdVi

#DestroyAllHumans #LicencedToProbe

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[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Our Furon Overlord is back! 👽

Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed: Single Player is OUT NOW on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One!

📺 https://t.co/jhcLAJArYn
🔗 https://t.co/w81BSNwZOr

#DestroyAllHumans

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@Graysprettydumb @OnTheDownLoTho @THQNordic

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Don’t forget to tune in for our second THQ Nordic Digital Showcase tomorrow! We don’t want to spoil anything, but if you’re a fan of SpongeBob, Crypto, Ivan or Cutter, you should not miss it.

When? August 12, 9 PM CEST
What? 14+ games
Where? YouTube & Twitch

#THQNordic2022

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

Bay City... My head's still spinnin' from that trip.

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

It all started in the sloping streets of Bay City, the hippie capital, in the shadow of the Bay City Bridge. It's all about the buzz, man!

#DestroyAllHumans #LicencedToProbe

[PlayStationDE @PlayStationDE]

30. August: #DestroyAllHumans2 👽🤝🔥

#PS5 @THQNordic

https://t.co/7xwmh1zgd7

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

I cannot wait to claim those pesky Human settlements in the name of the Furon Empire. 😈

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

The world is your oyster! Are you ready to probe it?

Watch the full trailer for Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed on YouTube: https://t.co/99fScOjixi

#DestroyAllHumans #LicenseToProbe

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

These monkeys won't know what hit them.

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Yippee ki-yay, Mother... ship! Crypto is back with a fully stocked alien arse-nal.

Go up close and personal with your trusty Anal Probe or annihilate entire cities with the mere push of a button in your newly upgraded saucer.

#DestroyAllHumans #LicencedToProbe

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@superspyro3000 You bet.

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

I'm less than two months away. Happy Independence Day, puny humans! It might well be your last...

#DestroyAllHumans #LicencedToProbe

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@superspyro3000 Dependence Day.

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@THQNordic Does that mean I get to blow things up?

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

It's official - Crypto-138 has the bigger package!

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Think you can handle the full package? Get ready for the second coming of Crypto with this special "Second Coming" Collector's Edition for #DestroyAllHumans! 2 - Reprobed.

Grab yours here: https://t.co/w81BSNwZOr

#LicencedToProbe

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

It's mor... I mean, probin' time!

Crypto is back - August 30, 2022. Are you ready, monkeys?

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Time to invest in Crypto! Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed is coming August 30, 2022.

#DestroyAllHumans #LicencedToProbe

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@BongoBilks

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

Pox told me that some Humans paint and hide chicken embryos today, only so their offspring can find and devour them later? Ugh, and I thought those cows were disgusting...

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@BongoBilks Hey, I know that copycat in your profile photo! Tell Cad that this whole devilishly handsome blue alien with red eyes and sharp teeth thing is my shtick and that I'm coming for him!

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

Live long and prosper... not!

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

April 5th, the day of first contact between Humans and extraterrestrials... When was your first contact with Crypto? How did it go?

Have a great First Contact Day and keep watching the skies!

#DestroyAllHumans #LicencedToProbe

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@CHAOTICxUNDEAD Hey @THQNordic, when do I get to blow things up?!

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

Alien Abduction Day? I guess if I were a human, I'd celebrate getting abducted by a more advanced civilization as well...

[Crypto-138 @DAH_Crypto]

@THQNordic ...greetings, fellow human social media person. There is nothing going on here. Everything is normal. Carry on with your pathetic human life. That is all.