Geronimo Jablomee

6’4” | Ralph Lauren | MAAC Enjoyer | divorced dad rock | learner of the law | Shore town couch surfer | former obscure sport D1 athlete

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

@stimmyaddict Steak on a cutting board is like smoking a cigar. It’s pretty sick until you take a photo of it. Once the photo’s up you’re just gay

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

If you wear a double breasted suit and you’re not a retiree or a multimillionaire you’re probably a douchebag

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

Every six months I’m reminded they really just let anyone become a nurse

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@ATabarrok Go fuck yourself

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

@huskermef Thought I was the only 9 rod enjoyer on this app #slotsman

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

On my way to bar prep blasting youngboy. The dichotomy of a fly white boy

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

@RevWSJohnson Architects is a ton of fun and was in great condition when I last play. Every hole looks to imitate an element from three different courses/architects

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

Definitely have a few more wears out of these

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Only other people who make this face are MS-13 gang members after being sentenced to 25 to life. I can’t wait to see him in the slot

[Chains @FrankieChains]

Putting my first MPRE score on my dating profile so the ladies know I’m a bad boy

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

@Grizz_wold Lmk when

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New wife blessed the kid for his birthday this weekend. Elite ball knowledge out of her. Shout out @BDraddy

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

#expand. No further comments at this time

[B. Draddy @BDraddy]

Found a couple of cashmere crewnecks in medium lying around. Figured it was time for a proper giveaway.

Choose your fighter, Black or Holly, repost and just make sure you’re following us. Winner chosen tomorrow.

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

@BDraddy Holly for sure!

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@therealmcnair Count me in. May your brother’s legacy live on

[Geronimo Jablomee @Daheine1]

Slow day in the office

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

[Cock Holliday @CockkHolliday]

Billy Walsh won Sundance at 24 years old and you are still smoking weed