BTSM _AND_ BDSM

Everyone is the same thing, we’re all just on a different part of the trip. . .

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

Don’t go saying something will be easy before you do it, the universe will hear that statement and kick you right in the tits.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Why the fuck does everything have bluetooth now.

-washer
-dryer
-vacuum
-electric tooth brush
-toaster
-smart mirror

I don’t want to have to download an app to update my fucking toothbrush. Please stop.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

Physics says the bumble bee cannot fly.

The bumble bee flies anyway.

Fuck your rules.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

You won’t know, unless you go.
So just go.
That’s how you find the cool stuff.
-DF

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@DR4G0NFR0ST @HLC_actual Tbh you’re really not far off. the plumbers union has been up to some shit (😂) over the years with pushing regulations to limit other industry and secure their own market share.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@HLC_actual “Flushable” wipes will clog the grinder, plastic tamp injectors get cut into microplastics, among other shouldn’t be flushed things.

We used to have grinders on the front of waste water plants, but they just made a bigger grit problem (pre term ‘microplastics’). @HLC_actual

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

Take me to Moscow, Bartender.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

N fucking O

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

You can sit back and watch your kid being a kid.

Or you can join in and be a kid with them.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@DesireeAmerica4 Idk that ice kinda look like it like diq

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

Too many good things for this much fuckin sadness.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

Could the iron ore we mine today be the remnants of iron wielding civilizations of millions of years ago?

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@junhoBTC We used to explode if we went over 20mph or something… then we figured out that was disinformation. Ride those grav fields midnight rider.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@bankertobuilder 100grand for jacking an old ladies hover round and bolting the guts to a ladder?

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@Fat_Electrician @Public_Citizen They all truly think he carries 700B in his coat pocket. In cash. At all times.

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

When a place tells you they need 12 hours to do something, so you give them 27 hours,

and they take a total of 27hours and 15 minutes to complete… 🤌

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

Fuck the braking zone. Just drift it

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@Matt_Pinner Your cousin met Ricky Ticky, you get to meet my blicky…

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@MedicNamedHope 🤫

[BTSM _AND_ BDSM @Dahronee]

@UG_confesses So you’re saying one of them had a fingie up they booty tight before they dipped their jug