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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

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FOOTBALL!

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when your therapist asks you to draw how you feel

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can we appreciate this page for a moment

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Classic Spongebob

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when other people have their hands raised and the teacher calls on you

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This makes me uncomfortable

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BUT REALLY

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Gets me every time

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George Lucas dropped in on religious picketers outside of Star Wars Celebration to preach his own views

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me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

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Service industry reminds me of this everyday.

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3D ultrasound printed out for blind mother. This is amazing

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Woke up, looked in the mirror like

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But first, let me take a selfie.

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i found a seat with ur name on it

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Pizza Hut wants us to die so bad

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This is the cutest thing ive ever seen

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When you don't know anyone in a class and the teacher says "get in groups"

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Our local newspaper this morning...

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No Happy Ending Here