Zero

Every second you're not running, The Hive is getting closer

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@just_pitch Please don’t

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@GooeyMailBox An unorthodox request, but your wish is granted.

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Hello, people of the universe. You may be wondering what these automated responses are about. I found an old NOVA buried in the hull of a planet. After destroying the planet, I brought it to a company who fixed it.

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Message (continued):

I am putting a bounty on a angelic knight’s head. His name is lost to history. He is pink, with yellow horns. If you find him, you end him. Then bring the body to me. I will grant you the wish of your heart’s desires. That is all.

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Message (continued):

I used my wish to fill in gaps in history that was lost. I have observed many great feats. I have also witnessed terrible feats. One in particular. I wish not to go into details, but I do have songs to announce.

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@GooeyMailBox This message is an automated response, for the reason of, “incase the mutant mentions my relics.”

Message: I’ll keep whatever I find useful.

Thank you, and please continue to stand by.

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@Pls_end_me_thx I am no one's father

[Zero @Daily_Zero_]

I’ve been toying with the idea of conquering other lands...

All of them are boring.

The Mushroom Kingdom is ultimately a worthless place.

Coneria, while technologically advanced, is lacking the “spark”

I can’t touch Hyrule due to a deal I made.

How disappointing.

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[Zero @Daily_Zero_]

@GooeyMailBox Oh, I know.

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@sparkposting I understand Sparks are your expertise, but I'm afraid you won't be able to help in this situation.

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@DBMaster1 A deal with a few gods. They said if I invaded Hyrule it could mess with the very balance of time itself. So I made a deal. They own me a few favors now.

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@just_pitch Ah. Welcome to the cryptid club. We’ve got matching hats for club meetings.

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@GooeyMailBox Marvelous. If only I could find them. They’re probably holed up in some alternate reality or different universe.

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You know, the humans on Shiver Star had the right idea. If your planet freezes, go as close to the core as you can get. It’s a shame what happened. Now I only have one human test subject. And she’s on that damn star.